The Winter Olympics

The Winter Olympics have begun in Beijing China and not without all of the controversy that is surrounding the games. It used bring the world together, but after what happened in the last 2 years with the out break of the Corona Virus says otherwise.

The opening ceremony was way down in viewership than the 2018 South Korea Winter Olympics. I have mixed feelings about this Olympics, part of me thinks that the USA should've not sent any athletes there and part of me says I'm ok with them going. Let's begin with why the USA should' not have sent our athletes there to compete.

For starters, Homeland security urged the athletes to take a burner phone leaving their cell phones behind. Is it safe or what. Then they live in a bubble after they quarantine for 2 weeks. Normally the athletes are shielded from the public living in their own village, nut not this time. Then they have to get a Covid19 test everyday with getting a giant swab down their throat. That doesn't sound comfortable at all. Yikes!

When competing there are no fans in the stands and yet in Los Angeles. CA, while under a state emergency and mask mandates, they are hosting the Superbowl. That brings 100,000 plus to the City. Yes we are talking about Communist China though. With no fans kills the electricity of the fans cheering their country on. Lastly why should anyone trust China. They violated everyone's trust ,but we're having trust issues with our leaders in America.

Now the other side of the coin. On the business side, why not capitalize on the opportunity at hand. Building their brand, winning medals and taking advantage on the world stage. China is close to becoming the #1 Economy in the world as they evolved so rapidly in the last 40 years. Why not cash in and make money off of them like they have been doing to America and other countries.

I guess my argument is more for NOT sending our athletes if it were my choice, but I'm glad that they are hopeful that this does bring people together or just an escape even if you watch your favorite events. I'm focused on the Superbowl, then hopefully Baseball if MLB gets their act together and settle this strike, but that's a topic to discuss another time.

Game, set, match: Djokovic leaves Australia

As most of you have heard, Novak Djokovic was recently deported

from Australia for not being vaccinated. He has won the last 3 Aus Opens and has a record 9 Aus Open titles—but will not be defending his title this year. Being deported from Aus carries a possible 3 year ban.

This is unfortunate news for the tennis fans around the world. Why did the Aus Gov make a big spectacle out of Novak? After talking with some of my close contacts in Melbourne they told me that the Aus Gov didn't want to let him in unvaccinated, because it would promote anti-vaxxers. While I respect a Country for protecting their citizens with a strong secure border, why are they ignoring natural immunity? Novak already had Covid19 a year ago and is naturally immune.

Did you know that the CDC is NOT keeping track of unvaccinated people who have survived Covid19, and now are naturally immunized to see if they are spreading the disease? Wouldn't you want to know that? I certainly do. Pushing an emergency use vaccine may be good for some people, but not all. I support Novak for not wanting to get the Jab. He knows what is good for his body and is not a health hazard to other people.

Back in November Packers QB Aaron Rodgers tested positive for Covid19. Then the world found out that he was unvaccinated. He had to be quarantined for 5 days and missed the KC game. He is back now playing NFL football traveling with the team unvaccinated, but naturally immunized. NBA star Kyrie Irving is also unvaccinated and is playing in road games for his team. The state of NY will not allow him to play at home, however they will allow unvaccinated visiting team players play in NY.

Are you confused? I am! It seems States, Countries are all over the place on how to deal with Covid19 and all of its variants. Let's face it. The cat is out of the bag! We'll have to live with this just like the common cold. Why is getting vaccinated the only solution? The double dose vaccine is only FDA approved for emergency uses and should be for the people who desperately need it.

Now that Djokovic has been deported, he remains at 20 Grand Slams tied with Nadal and Federer. The Big 3 have dominated tennis for the last 18 years. Rafa Nadal and especially Roger Federer are in the twilight of their careers. Djokovic still has time to get #21, however the Aussie's will not get to see that live in Melbourne.

I feel that each individual and their doctor should decide what is best for them—NOT Big Pharma. Next Slam for Novak is to defend the French Open, but if the King of Clay is healthy, that will be a tall order.

Covid-19 Vaccine: Another B*llshit or Light in The End of The Dark-Ass Tunnel?

The cure is on the way?

My dear and hopefully healthy and well-drunk comrades,

The situation with Covid-19 remains uneasy: the mortality rate grows, and nationwide lockdown wouldn’t be canceled any time soon. Neither Trump nor Putin, Russian hackers, and not even thousands of Putins and Chuck Norris (don’t kill me for this, Chuck) can’t stop it: we are all tired with the things that are going on right now.

From the beginning of this sh*t we have been told about undergoing development vaccines and here’s the news for ya, comrades.

According to the article, Russia announces positive COVID-vaccine results from controversial trial Russian vaccine Sputnik V (by the way this word means “satellite” in English) has shown great results in fighting this damn motherf*cker from Wuhan:

The Gamaleya National Center of Epidemiology and Microbiology in Moscow and the Russian Direct Investment Fund said that an interim analysis of 20 COVID-19 cases identified among trial participants has found that the vaccine was 92% effective. The analysis looked at more than 16,000 volunteers — who received either the vaccine or a placebo — 3 weeks after they had taken the first dose. The trial has enrolled a total of 40,000 participants, the release said.

Sounds good, right? But it’s too early (but never too late) to drink vodka! These are not the final but interim results only that needs further tests:

The low number of cases reported in the Sputnik V trial means that there is less certainty that the vaccine’s true efficacy is above 90%, compared with the Pfizer and BioNTech analysis, said Stephen Evans, an epidemiologist at the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine, in a statement to the UK Science Media Centre (SMC). “Further follow-up is needed because the results are compatible with a much lower efficacy — 60% — based on these data.”

And it’s not all! The article What does COVID-19 vaccine effectiveness mean? Gives a quote that made me think that vaccine research is far from the end:

The broad, early effectiveness figures don’t tell the whole story. Scientists also need to understand how well the vaccine protects people in different age groups and demographic categories.

If you take people who may have side effects even from the 100%-working vaccine coupled with folks who believe that vaccine is another Devil’s invention just like Los Angles traffic jam the situation is hardly fixable! But there is hope.

Seems like big world guys (ok liberals, you may think that they’re nonbinary Alien women – wait, what???) like Russia, the UK, and the USA are working hard to find a vaccine that would save humanity from this Coronapocalypshit. And if politics could matter less than it should be these three superpowers could unite to fight this damn virus and find the way from this ass that whole world had stuck in. F*ck you, coronavirus, you stink!

Takie dela, suka blyat!

P.S If somebody knows CEO of coronavirus, please mail putinlikestrump@gmail.com so I can kick his arse!

UNIVERSITY STUDENTS KICKED OUT FOR VIOLATING CORONAVIRUS SAFETY POLICIES

UNIVERSITY STUDENTS KICKED OUT FOR VIOLATING CORONAVIRUS SAFETY POLICIES

If you were on the fence about attending a university during COVID, well you might want to decide to sit this year out!

In an article from The Washington Post titled: Coronavirus Curfew: Northeastern University dismisses 11 students who gathered in hotel room by Derek Hawkins and Marisa Lati.

Northeastern University didn’t JUST suspend the FRESHMAN exchange students, but they also are trying to keep the students $36,500 Fall semester tuition! All because they were caught hanging out together.

This is ruling is draconian and PLAIN OUTRAGEOUS!

Especially since 18-year olds haven’t even fully developed their prefrontal cortex! That is the part of the brain that warns you that your actions have consequences.

Quarantine Dating Glossary: Semi-Surrogate Sex Life?

Quarantine Dating Glossary: Semi-Surrogate Sex Life?

Quarantine Dating Glossary: Semi-Surrogate Sex Life?

Zdorova, ladies and ladies!

            We all wonder how to f*ck during quarantine? The Ultimate Guide To Quarantine Dating Lingo shared guidelines on how to avoid loneliness or, to simply put this, how not to be a sexless loser during this prolonged epidemy.

            Here are the guidelines we need to follow:

1)     Zoom Date. Despite Zoom’s glitches, you and your crush can have a great conversation from afar.

What’s wrong with that? It’s a distance relationship that hardly ever lead to something serious. Even you can see your second half from your PC or smartphone screen, you remained alone. You may drown into real heart-breaking solitude because (and I have that experience guys that once put me into a long depression when I drank countless vodkas) the odds are that you can become obsessed with your love object so much that it can cause troubles with your everyday life.

However, some people like this. I don’t know about you guys, but it’s not my freaking type. I learned this line from one of my acquaintances who said he won’t live in Las Vegas since there are too many casinos he didn’t expect (WTF, MAN?!).

2)     Virtual One Night Stand. When hooking up with someone with no intention to continue communication, now it takes online format with much more sexting.

What’s wrong with that? It’s a paradox since hook up implies, if you don’t know it, my dear first-graders, real-life meeting with minimum sexting part. Sexting is a good idea, but when it happens online-only (if I get this right) it looks like a middle-school I-love-you-let-me-pound-you note a teacher can accidentally pick up and say… well, it’s OK, kid, come into mah haus’ we’ll watch Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.

3)     Match-Cute. Instead of going to Starbucks or Bookstore (which usually is the same thing), you see your crash’ profile and his or her desires in dating apps.

What’s wrong with that? Dating apps sucks guys. Back in the days when they were becoming popular, you had better chances to catch prey. Right now, dating apps consisted of a bunch of fakes, retarded millennials (who wrote ridiculous things like “If you like sharks, GFY” or “I am a white girl and wish to be a gay man” (no b*llshit, guys, I saw it; for your information, honey, if you are a girl you are already gay!), and selfish valley girls who want to date or marry a rich purse. I don’t want to demotivate you folks, and they're still a chance to find a good fit, but let’s admit that we all saw that. Dating apps are the worst thing in the universe, besides Twitter and New York Metro.

4)     Coronavirus Boyfriend. Someone you met before quarantine and who you decided to reach out because you are tired of boredom. It might not be the best thing, but now it’s OK.

Nothing wrong with that so far except the fact that you may break up with ‘someone nice’ when you get bored. Don’t play on feelings, folks.

5)     Corona-zoned which is pandemic friend-zoning.

What’s wrong with that? Just read this again: pandemic friendzone. It’s so disgraceful that I can’t leave any more comments on that.

6)      Sexually Isolating to prevent getting COVID-19.

Can work for introverts, but not for everybody else.

7)     Turbo Relationship. Quick relationship within the space of a few months.

What’s wrong with that? It’s just another semi-fake relationship with few obligations.

8)     Zumping or chat room.

            Good idea, but I am already doing it with KGB.

9)     Post-Quarantine Date. The first date you go with someone you met on dating apps or social media.

Finally, the real-life date! Just don’t tell you like sharks, and everything will probably go smoothly.

That’s it, ladies and ladies and it’s up you to decide what the best for you. Let me share my alternative:

1)     Use your phone or PC a few times a day or when you need to. Surprisingly, but it can reduce the level of stress and make you feel freer.

2)     Instead of watching Netflix, grab a good book since reading is always a good idea.

3)     Though all gyms are closed, create a jogging habit on the morning or evenings.

4)     Try meditation.

5)     It’s a good time to advance your skills and to work on your flaws. Become a better version of yourself!

Millennials be like:

Wat, I just read? Stop using the phone, read more, and go jogging? Work on yourself? Bruh, I am perfect though others say I am not (they just jealous!). Who read books in 21 century? The last thing I read was the McDonald’s menu. My favorite part is about Bacon and Cheeseburger. You made such an oppressive comment! You don’t like that I hate sharks? You hate me because my gender is Arctic Seal?  YOU’RE RACIST! I am going to call the police… wait I hate the police… OMG, I started to cry.

BUZZFEED Has Awful Casual Encounter Section

BUZZFEED Has Awful Casual Encounter Section

Vsem privet!

Kak dela, guys, women, republicans, democrats, transgenders, transhumans, cats, dogs, and fans of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace episode? 

It doesn’t matter who you are since everybody would agree with one thing: we LOVE to take tests (except college ones, of course).

My homies from the CCS sent me an article from BUZZFEED called: Quiz: Are You Going To Be In My Quarantine Circle? 

To understand how ridiculous and funny this test is, you should take it yourself. But let me give you the funniest moments from the test.

As everything else in life, the test starts normally. But then…

Are you currently infected with the coronavirus? My answer is NO since I don’t go out so often since Vladimir (not the one you thought about) don’t allow me.

Have your local health authorities said it’s OK to go outside? Not yet, but who cares what they say? I recently visited The Venus Beach and its local crowd acts crazy as usual.

Then this test asks me whether I am his or her parent, cousin, hot neighbor, or has any relation to it? Well, it was kinda disturbing since KGB used to ask caught American spies: “Do you have family, cousins, or any friends? Yes, you said! You won’t see them again, but you’ll get a new family in GULAG”.

Have we dated? Don’t remember. Did we have a romantic vacation in Vienna? I wanted to say no, but then I thought: if it’s you, Lucy, it was all mistake, I wish you the best, and goodbye forever!

After a couple of other questions, I got this: “Forget about it. Am I trying to have sex with you?”.

Well, I don’t mind, but please, be a girl (not you, Mrs. Dollores, and I don’t need any of your tips!).

Will you let me borrow your car, your pool, and weed? Well, babe, I don’t have those, but since you offer me sex, I don’t mind sharing those with you (except Vodka and weed that I also don’t have).

Will spending time with you distract me from the isolated hell time of pandemic life? Yeah, babe, time spent together would be a gift for our memories. I will give you the reddest passion a good communist can give to a woman. I am not like other guys. Da. Da. Da. 

But suddenly I got this.

You got: No! You're not worth including in my quarantine circle!

Sorry! I like you, but not that much. The embers have grown cold, the ties have frayed, and the timber of our friendship has splintered. Whatever the reason, you're not worth including in my newly expanded quarantine circle. Bye forever!

Wow, wow, wow, what the fu*k you just said? Are kidding me? How that even impossible? And after everything, I have done (I mean, the things I could do to you if we could have sex) you said no? Охуеть! Fu*k you 1 000 000 million of times! You just everybody else, you just want to take my money! Дура, you don’t even to whom you said no! By the way… you are so ugly. Просто уродина. Even 10 liters of Vodka won’t make you beautiful in my eyes! Короче, просто иди нахуй! 

Sorry America, now we WILL intervene in your elections! До встречи.

Dr. Anthony Fauci FLIP FLOPS Again As Arizona Hospitals Activate Emergency Plans

Dr. Anthony Fauci FLIP FLOPS Again As Arizona Hospitals Activate Emergency Plans

Do you remember not too long ago – health experts warned the American people about a second peak in Covid19?

Well now – a rise in cases has forced Arizona hospitals to activate emergency plans. 

In an article from CNN titled: 12 STATES SEE RISING COVID-19 HOSPITALIZATIONS AS ARIZONA ASKS HOSPITALS TO ACTIVATE EMERGENCY PLANS by Madeline Holcombe. 

Arizona is one of the 19 states with the trend of new coronavirus cases still increasing. 

While 22 states are trending downward—trends in nine states are holding steady. 

Nationally more than 1.9 million people have been infected by the virus and more than 112,000 have died, according to data from Johns Hopkins University.

Just recently — Dr. Anthony Fauci called the 2nd wave of COVID-19 his worst nightmare:

Now we have something that’s indeed turned out to be my worst nightmare. Something that’s highly transmissible in a period if you just think about it in a period of 4 months it has devastated the world and it isn’t over yet. 

LAST WEEK on the show – we informed the listeners that Dr. Anthony Fauci advocated that NOW is the time to REOPEN schools EARLY—based on “best scientific evidence.”  

That children are affected less than adults.  AND NOW – it's his worst nightmare?!  [Read our BLOG here]

When will the government and the health experts get their act together and give it to us straight?! With a unified voice! 

If you’ve participated in the BLACK LIVES MATTER protest – please do your part and get COVID-19 testing ASAP. 

450,000 HealthCare Workers Worldwide Are Infected With COVID-19 As Schools Re-Open, Report Says

450,000 Health-Care Workers Worldwide Are Infected With COVID-19 As Schools Re-Open, Report Says

The International Nursing Federation reported on Wednesday that more than 6.4 million cases of COVID-19 have been confirmed, including at least 381,000 deaths. 

In an article from The Washington Post titled: CORONAVIRUS HAS INFECTED AT LEAST 450,000 HEALTH-CARE WORKERS WORLDWIDE, REPORT SAYS.

Last Wednesday in a phone interview with CNN – Dr. Anthony Fauci advocates for schools to reopen in the Fall because children tend to have milder symptoms or even no symptoms when they are infected with COVID-19. 

Last month – Dr. Anthony Fauci had a VERY COMPLETELY DIFFERENT TONE when it came to reopening schools arguing with Senator Rand Paul at Senate Committee Hearing in May:  

I think the one size fits all that we’re gonna have a national strategy and nobody’s gonna go to school is kind of ridiculous. We really ought to be doing it by school district to school district. And as much as I respect you Dr. Fauci – I don’t think you’re the end-all. I don’t think that you’re the one person that gets to make all the decisions. I have never made myself as the end-all and only voice in this. I’m a scientist, a physician, and a public health official. I give advice according to the best scientific evidence  

I don’t understand WHY Dr. Fauci NOW advocates for opening schools early based on “best scientific evidence” — that children are affected less than adults. 

Does he not realize that teachers, professors, administrators and custodians all work on the same campus?! 

When will the government and the health experts get their act together and give it to us straight?! With a unified voice! 

Should High School Graduates Take A College Gap Year?

Should High School Graduates Take College A Gap Year?

In the coming weeks – more than 2 million high school seniors who had their sights set on College for the Fall will navigate a decision — NO graduation class has ever had to consider. 

Universities across the nation are considering a range of contingency plans to combat the Coronavirus as campuses transition to online courses for the new school year. 

AND—as I stated last week for college students studying at home amid COVID-19 – like ME – college isn’t what it used to be. 

However – it costs just the same! 

As on-campus experiences are being replaced with online courses – it's complete bullshit for universities to charge students FULL TUITION without the full experience! 

Why should families pay full price for a semester that might be cut short –AGAIN!? 

Studies conducted by the Gap Year Association show that among students who defer their college admission to take a gap year have a 90% return rate within a year. 

Also – students that take a Gap Year are more likely than their peers to graduate on time—AND with better grades! 

Cal State Fullerton, Stanford and Boston University have openly disclosed the possibility of canceling in person classes until 2021. 

If Michael Jordan can take a GAP YEAR from Basketball to focus on himself — YOU CAN TOO! 

The Ideal Online Commencement Ceremony Using Smekalochka

The Ideal Online Commencement Ceremony Using Smekalochka

Tom The Commie - Virtual Commencement Ceremony 2020

Zdorovo, moyi horoshie! 

Ok, let’s get down to vodka... I mean get down to business right away, and I am especially interested to review upcoming commencement ceremonies. 

Many graduate students got upset regarding the lack of physical ceremony due to ongoing COVID-19 (I don’t about you folks, but that sound for me as a toilet cleanser) quarantine. Thousands of thousands (which equals million, but thousands of thousands sound more epic) students couldn’t attend an event to receive a college diploma and grab a microphone to tell the audience that all higher education is useless except night parties before the days of final exams. Such a shame, isn’t it? Or pozor, how we say that in Russian!

Though we have a bunch of technologies in the 21st century, we still can’t find the answer to the following question: how we should celebrate the online commencement so that it would be no less memorable than actual commencement? 

We, as Russian people have a long history to approach the problem from a different, more creative angle! We call it smekalochka in Russia (which has closer meaning to words like ‘mother wit’ or ‘savvy’). So, here is my advice from the power of smekalochka:

1. Set up a huge Zoom meeting 

2. Get a bunch of vodkas*

3. Turn on radio and camera

4. Turn it off and start to drink vodka! (who is listening to Zoom conferences, after all?). I barely did this, but I still got all A’s for the Spring semester!

Just admit that, guys. Vodka will make you much happier than some long, boring, and useless academic ceremony. And remember that you got only the diploma, but you DIDN’T get a job! You don’t even have an experience, so how do you think you would get an unpaid 24/7 hours 6-month long internship where you have to drive for 7 hours from 4:00 am to get there and that requires you to have a 5 years old working experience in your occupation? Capitalism is awesome, isn’t it? 

*Rather than buying fakes like Borski’s Vodka purchase Stolichnaya or The Russian Standard. Help the Russian economy grow during the crisis. Come on, America, help us a little bit, and we won’t intervene in your elections again. I promise (but Vladimir not!).

VIRTUAL COMMENCEMENT Isn't Enough. I want a REFUND!

VIRTUAL COMMENCEMENT Isn't Enough. I want a REFUND!

College students – I'm speaking to YOU! 

Do you feel like your REFUND for your Spring Parking Pass isn’t enough to relieve financial stress?

In an article from CNBC titled: Demand for Refunds Intensifies Among College Students by Jessica Dickler. 

For college students studying at home amid the coronavirus pandemic — like ME — college isn’t what it used to be.

However—it costs just the same! 

While several colleges and universities are offering refunds of fees and room and board, the reimbursement policies vary from school to school — and nearly all of them have drawn the line at tuition. 

Students from Boston University and Brown University are among the latest group to file class-action lawsuits against the universities asking for repayment for tuition, room and board and other costs due to COVID-19 related campus closures. 

On the other hand – Vanderbilt University addressed students on their website stating the following: 

The faculty effort and resources required to deliver the course work are the same, and in some cases, greater, when they are delivered online as when they are delivered in person. 

Meanwhile – more than 500,000 people signed a MoveOn petition asking Congress to include student loan debt forgiveness for doctors in the next stimulus bill. This bill would cover the health care workers who directly interact with COVID-19 patients risking their lives.

And this shouldn’t be a surprise to ANYONE — college costs are SKYROCKETING!

Tuition and fees plus room and board for a four-year private college averaged $49,870 in the 2019-2020 school year – according to the College Board.

CCS Family — Does the Class of 2020 have a reasonable case in court? Comment below.

Robinhood, eToro, and Raging Bull Trading Report Millennials Are Spending Their Stimulus Check on Online Stocks

Robinhood, eToro, and Raging Bull Trading Report Millennials Are Spending Their Stimulus Check on Online Stocks

Would you invest your Stimulus into retirement savings or stocks? 

I know Marissa Pitts will be investing in BOTOX! aha 

In an article from CNBC titled: Millennials Are Piling into Stock Trading to Beat the Market. Here’s What You Need to Know by Karen Gilchrist. 

As travel plans this Summer are being canceled – Millennials are jumping into the stock market through online stock trading platforms. 

Investing app Robinhood saw record deposits in the first quarter of 2020 with daily trades up 300%.  Elsewhere – eToro and Raging Bull Trading saw demand surge 220% and 158% respectively. 

Millennials – I understand that everyone is trying to make some extra cash during these tough times – BUT – be smart with how you handle your money! 

Ben Reeves, Chief Investment Officer at Wealthsimple told CNBC Make It:  

“Millennials should be leaving their money into something boring like your retirement fund.” 

Raging Bull Trading founder Jeff Bishop states that Millennials should be trying to establish an amount they want to make each month before investing in stocks.

CCS family – Have YOU ever thought about investing in stocks during the coronavirus? Let us know in the comments below.

PORNHUB is FREE and OnlyFans, CamSoda Girls Struggle With COVID-19 Demands

PORNHUB is FREE and OnlyFans, CamSoda Girls Struggle With COVID-19 Demands

I don’t know about you—but when I hear the words “FREE-FIFTY-FREE” – it is music to my ears!   

Granted—there is usually a catch—but if you go in knowing the limit you plan to spend (IF ANY) the experience is usually fabulous!  

And, during the Quarantine we are seeing lots of people offering FREE services. 

The two most popular ones are Virtual Workouts and PORNHUB.  

And, while these services sound like a Lockdown Luxury.  Professional Fitness and Sex Workers have all but killed their bills and dildos.  

And don’t just take my word for it.   

VICE went undercover with a feature titled: “Cam Girls Can Barely Keep Up with Quarantine Demand” by Maxine Delcourt.  

My favorite line in the article was "I can't just spend the whole month dildo-ing myself.” The demand for FREE PORN is so huge—these girls can’t keep up!  

And—on the other end of the spectrum. 

In an article from BUZZFEED titled: “The Fitness Industry Is in A Crisis. Some Trainers Say Those Trendy Instagram Live Workouts Aren't Helping” by Stephanie McNeal.  

Too many clients are asking their trainers to offer FREE services since “everyone else is.” However — FREE don’t pay the BILLS! 

Let’s keep the economy “STIMULATED” by paying your professionals what they are worth.

CCS family — Do you think people will go back to paying for services once the lockdown is over?  Or do you think they will expect some huge discounts?  Comment below.

YouTube, Facebook Decide What’s Real or Fake News for Millennials

YouTube, Facebook Decide What’s Real or Fake News for Millennials

Listeners – have you noticed during these wild times—that EVERYONE is suddenly an expert on EVERYTHING?!

Over the weekend – YouTube has removed two videos of California doctors calling to ease coronavirus lockdowns by asserting that ‘Stay-At-Home' measures were unnecessary. 

The two doctors – Dan Erickson and Artin Massihi—also state that doctors are falsely attributing unrelated deaths to COVID-19.  

However – Facebook has NOT removed the doctors’ videos—which have been viewed more than 15 million times. 

The different reactions from YouTube and Facebook should be VERY ALARMING for Millennials.

Why should WE tolerate YouTube AND Facebook to become the messiah...the moderator of misinformation as it goes viral? 

It’s ludicrous! This is NOT the same situation as putting a life-ban on Infowars’ Alex Jones. 

The video removed by YouTube showed two licensed doctors speaking at a one-hour news conference livestreamed by local media, including NBC and ABC affiliates in Bakersfield. 

I feel like I’m living in a dystopia! 

What if I wanted to interview these two doctors on the Chris Collins Show – would YouTube remove my channel from their platform? It makes NO sense! 

Don't let these Silicon Dildos dictate the way you receive your information.

CCS family – Should MILLENNIALS trust tech companies to control misinformation online as it goes viral? 

Will Rock Bands Continue To Delay Album Releases Because Of August Burns Red?

Will Rock Bands Continue To Delay Album Releases Because Of August Burns Red?

August Burns Red -Bones (Official Music Video)

WHY WOULD ANYONE PURCHASE A DIGITAL RECORD DURING THESE UNPRECEDENTED TIMES?

During August Burns Red’s first week of albums sales for Guardians: the band racked up over 10,000+ units in pure album sales including the digital release. 

Even though Guardians debuted No. 1 on the Hard Music Chart, the Rock Chart, and the Vinyl Albums chart – the Grammy nominated band suffered a massive decline from their 2017 album – Phantom Anthem – selling twice as more during its first week. 

I don’t know about you but I’m sure as hell not purchasing a $10 record during these unprecedented times especially with NO stimulus check in hand! 

Bands need to realize that people around the world are panicking on how they're going to pay rent and buy groceries in the coming weeks—AND $10 dollars for a digital download may suddenly seem too steep of a price to pay! 

I’d hate to agree with Ronnie Radke from Falling in Reverse (AND especially Marissa Pitts) – BUT – I think he's on to something: SINGLES ARE IN. ALBUMS ARE OUT! 

Ronnie Radke was asked the question in an interview last month with Forbes:

Do you think this single release format is something that could be the next evolutionary push for the rock genre as whole?

Yeah, it’s just a cycle and the circle of life. Everything comes back around, and I think it just takes a little bit longer for rock n’ roll and these metal guys to catch on because they’re not in that world. I’m from that world, and I’m just trying to do something different, trying to pave the way and lay the trail. I’m inspired a lot by everyone as well, I’m not saying I’m the first to do anything. I’m inspired but I just want to do stuff differently. People will catch on in this world, and I think they already are actually, there’s some other big bands talking about it in interviews, and they’re probably getting it from the pop world, but maybe they’re getting it from me who knows.

Bands around the world such as Lamb of God, Carcass, and Hatebreed have postponed the releases of their news albums because of the impact from August Burns Red sales.

CCS Family — Are ‘SINGLES’ IN and ‘ALBUMS’ are OUT?

LIFE IS BETTER WHEN YOU'RE LAUGHING DURING A PANDEMIC

LIFE IS BETTER WHEN YOU'RE LAUGHING DURING A PANDEMIC

I always find myself coping with death and disaster with an out-of-place chuckle.  

For years I felt that I must be wired wrong—but come to find out—it's OKAY TO LAUGH in unfunny situations.  

In an article form The New York Times titled: It’s OK to Find Humor in Some of This by Alex Williams. 

“Laughter, however hollow, is one of the main coping mechanisms during periods of sickness, death and anxiety.  So, don’t feel guilty” states Williams. 

 Who knew that inappropriate laughter was an anti-suicide coping mechanism? 

And there are plenty of people who are posting some great hilarious content right now. 

Leslie Jordan is my new hero as I listen to his pillow talk and other random conversations that he is sharing. This man needs an Oscar when this is all over!  

So, the next time you see that hilarious MEME that is completely inappropriate, feel free to hit the laugh emoji and share to the world. You might just brighten up the day of someone.  

Or at least you’ll laugh while pissing off the rest of the world. 

CCS family — WHAT situations are you finding yourself laughing at during these times of Quarantine Boredom? Comment below.

"I Always Wear Gloves And A Condom During A Pandemic" - Chris Collins

I Always Wear Gloves And A Condom During A Pandemic

Listeners...especially the MEN – I’m speaking to YOU! 

You should ALWAYS be wearing gloves and a condom. I haven’t changed my condom in weeks! JUST KIDDING! 

In an article from New York Times titled: Are Facemasks the New Condoms? by James Gorman. 

Are face masks going to become like condoms — ubiquitous, sometimes fashionable, promoted with public service announcements? 

Dr. David O’Connor, who studies HIV and viral disease at the University of Wisconsin-Madison, said: 

“If people with no symptoms are spreading the coronavirus—as some studies suggest—it may be time to give face masks the kind of advertising and promotion that support condoms as lifesavers.” 

Dr. O’Connor states: “Kids are going to need to wear them to school when classes resume. Adults are going to need to wear them to work. If you want to go to a basketball game—when we get to that point—face mask. They need to be as ubiquitous as Kleenex—as quickly as possible.” 

Believe it or not – the NBA and WNBA league is developing team-branded facemasks in time for the league to open. 

CCS FAMILY! ARE FACEMASKS THE NEW CONDOMS? 

Dr. David O’Connor believes it’s time to “normalize face masks—and FAST.” 

MILLENNIALS HAVE NO MONEY FOR THE STRIP CLUBS

MILLENNIALS HAVE NO MONEY FOR THE STRIP CLUBS

I pay my taxes so where is my stimulus money! I’m not the only one waiting around on our Government.  

A lot of people are scrambling to try and get small business loans to help them out during this crisis.  

Criteria seems easy enough to qualify—you own a small business—pay taxes—and your business faced an economic downfall during the shut-down.  

But Hold on!!! Make sure you read that Clinton Era Fine print! 

It looks like the U.S. Government has “Whorephobia.” 

In an article from Buzzfeed titled If You Strip, Make Porn, Or Sell Sex Toys, You Might Not Get Any Coronavirus Aid Money. That’s Where The First Amendment Comes In by Otillia Steadman.  

That’s right! Puritan inspired laws during Clinton’s Reign state that—NO business’ dealing in Good ‘ol SIN can qualify for the $349 billion of the relief money.  

The Strip Clubs and Sex shops Industry account for $17.6 billion dollars in 2019 !!!!  That’s a whole lot of tax dollars streaming into our government.  

The hypocrisy of it all really ticks me off. Clinton can get an extramarital blowjob and still pull a check—but business and PEOPLE who have paid into our system can’t?  

Come on America!! It’s time to throw off our Puritanical Colonialistic Ideals and GET WITH THE TIMES! 

Do you think it’s fair that any TAXPAYER would be excluded for stimulus help?

Fingers crossed our out-of-work Booty Shakers can get the much-needed assistance during these “hard” times. (Pun Intended lol) 

SOCIAL MEDIA = OPEN HEART SURGERY

SOCIAL MEDIA = OPEN HEART SURGERY

With little to no faith in our leaders in government – the amount of misinformation is circulating across the internet at an ALL TIME HIGH. 

In an article from Buzzfeed titled: The Social Media Shame Machine Is In Overdrive Right Now by Anne Helen Petersen. 

As more and more YouTube videos disinfecting groceries are starting to feel more like Open Heart Surgery – users across the globe are looking for new information on COVID-19. 

I don’t know about YOU but I’m exhausted to hear new information every day about the coronavirus and how it works – why the economy is crashing – AND – how our government is failing to get help to those who need it most. 

There’s STILL so much that we don’t know! 

For example – what is the actual number of first-known cases of COVID-19 infections? When will the wide-scale practice of social distancing end and how can users keep updated on the progress of a potential vaccine? 

Honestly – it feels like we’re fighting two pandemics: COVID-19 and Foolishness. 

Well friends! In the year 2033, we shall witness the rise of QuaranTEEN! 

Boomernomics: With Great Power Comes Zero Accountability

Boomernomics: With Great Power Comes Zero Accountability

During these unfortunate events – Millennials are trying to stay active at home playing videos game while Baby Boomers use their pastime to knit masks. 

In an article from Business Insider titled: The Coronavirus Has Intensified The Generational Divide Between Millennials And Boomers. Here Are 5 Ways They're Dealing With The Pandemic Differently by Hiliary Hoffower. 

From staying inside or not—to making memes—to hoarding toilet paper! Every generation is handling their anxiety differently.  

And when it comes to MONEY! —Millennials are becoming wishful thinkers assuming that their stimulus check will become their new savings to help ease their mental stress. 

In the U.S – Millennials are noted as having $1000 to their name and have about $200 in their bank account. 

With no stimulus check to assist with the cost of food, living—and relief of student debt – the last thing Millennials are thinking about is applying for health care. 

Unfortunately – many millennials found out last week that their role as a ‘dependent’ on their parent’s taxes excludes them from receiving a stimulus check. 

During this week in the media – the HILL.TV hosts Krystal Ball and Saagar Enjeti laughed off a slow week of reporting as if Millennials are RECYCLED NEWS. 

And presidential candidate Joe Biden’s message for Millennials are: “Give me a break, I have no empathy!”

That’s BOOMERNOMICS in a nutshell!

I can’t even apply for Unemployment because I’m working as a GA grading students’ papers during the pandemic -- I'm making LESS each month than what the UI would provide me.

GAME OVER! I guess that I’m too entitled.