coronavirus vaccine

Covid-19 Vaccine: Another B*llshit or Light in The End of The Dark-Ass Tunnel?

The cure is on the way?

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My dear and hopefully healthy and well-drunk comrades,

The situation with Covid-19 remains uneasy: the mortality rate grows, and nationwide lockdown wouldn’t be canceled any time soon. Neither Trump nor Putin, Russian hackers, and not even thousands of Putins and Chuck Norris (don’t kill me for this, Chuck) can’t stop it: we are all tired with the things that are going on right now.

From the beginning of this sh*t we have been told about undergoing development vaccines and here’s the news for ya, comrades.

According to the article, Russia announces positive COVID-vaccine results from controversial trial Russian vaccine Sputnik V (by the way this word means “satellite” in English) has shown great results in fighting this damn motherf*cker from Wuhan:

The Gamaleya National Center of Epidemiology and Microbiology in Moscow and the Russian Direct Investment Fund said that an interim analysis of 20 COVID-19 cases identified among trial participants has found that the vaccine was 92% effective. The analysis looked at more than 16,000 volunteers — who received either the vaccine or a placebo — 3 weeks after they had taken the first dose. The trial has enrolled a total of 40,000 participants, the release said.

Sounds good, right? But it’s too early (but never too late) to drink vodka! These are not the final but interim results only that needs further tests:

The low number of cases reported in the Sputnik V trial means that there is less certainty that the vaccine’s true efficacy is above 90%, compared with the Pfizer and BioNTech analysis, said Stephen Evans, an epidemiologist at the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine, in a statement to the UK Science Media Centre (SMC). “Further follow-up is needed because the results are compatible with a much lower efficacy — 60% — based on these data.”

And it’s not all! The article What does COVID-19 vaccine effectiveness mean? Gives a quote that made me think that vaccine research is far from the end:

The broad, early effectiveness figures don’t tell the whole story. Scientists also need to understand how well the vaccine protects people in different age groups and demographic categories.

If you take people who may have side effects even from the 100%-working vaccine coupled with folks who believe that vaccine is another Devil’s invention just like Los Angles traffic jam the situation is hardly fixable! But there is hope.

Seems like big world guys (ok liberals, you may think that they’re nonbinary Alien women – wait, what???) like Russia, the UK, and the USA are working hard to find a vaccine that would save humanity from this Coronapocalypshit. And if politics could matter less than it should be these three superpowers could unite to fight this damn virus and find the way from this ass that whole world had stuck in. F*ck you, coronavirus, you stink!

Takie dela, suka blyat!

P.S If somebody knows CEO of coronavirus, please mail putinlikestrump@gmail.com so I can kick his arse!

MILLENNIALS CAN SAVE HUMANITY FROM THE CORONAVIRUS

MILLENNIALS CAN SAVE HUMANITY FROM THE CORONAVIRUS

This illustration is created by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention

This illustration is created by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention

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Countries around the world are in lockdown.  From cruise ships quarantining passengers to our U.S. national treasure – Tom Hanks and Idris Elba – testing positive for the Coronavirus.

Now – the World Health Organization (WHO) is saying that COVID-19 is a pandemic. 

According to the WHO, a pandemic is "an epidemic occurring worldwide, or over a very wide area, crossing international boundaries and usually affecting a large number of people.

Extreme measures have taken effect with President Donald Trump suspending travel from Europe for 30 days that started at midnight last Friday. 

We will be suspending all travel from Europe to the United States for the next 30 days. The new rules will go into effect Friday at midnight.  These restrictions will be adjusted subject to conditions on the ground.  

During Wednesday morning's press briefing – Dr. Deborah Birx, the White House's coronavirus response coordinator made a plea to Millennials to stay home and do their part in ‘Social Distancing’ so our generation can help stop the spread of the Coronavirus.

Dr. Deborah Birx spoke to the media about the increasing cases of young adults being hospitalized with COVID-19 in France and Italy stating: 

There may be a disproportional number of infections among that group. So again, I’m going to call on that generation [Millennials] … we cannot have these large gatherings that continue to occur throughout the country for people who are off work. 

Dr. Birx is calling for OUR generation to take the lead by letting the youth of America know that we are “the core group that will stop the virus”.

New guidelines call for all Americans to avoid social gatherings of more than 10 people. This came less than 24 hours after the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention suggested gatherings of more than 50 people should be avoided for two months.

President Donald Trump has suggested that the crisis could last until July.

The US Surgeon General Jerome Adams called into "Good Morning America" Thursday morning to talk about the coronavirus pandemic calling on social media influencers such as Kylie Jenner with her 166 MILLION FOLLOWERS to understand the seriousness of the disease.

In Florida – Millennial spring breakers are refusing to let the coronavirus ruin their celebration defying the federal governments order to stay home.

Now – Florida Governor is calling for Beach Closure in every county within the Sunshine State.

Let’s NOT be dumbasses during these critical times – just look at the numbers in Italy. 

On Wednesday – Italy records the highest one-day death toll of any country since the first case was detected in China.   And now the Civil Protection Agency announces 475 deaths as infections shoot up by more than 4,000 in a day.

To keep everyone informed around the world from avoiding the endless reads of PDF documents – a 17-year-old Gen Zer (Zoomer?) Avi Schiffmann created a website called nCoV2019.live

Schiffmann started the website in late December before the coronavirus had been detected outside of China. The website now receives user traffic with visits by tens of millions of people from around the globe. The resource updates every minute or so by pulling information from the WHO, CDC, etc.

Now – the NBA season is suspended after Utah Jazz player Rudy Gobert and Donovan Mitchell tested positive for the Coronavirus last week. 

NBA Commissioner Adam Silver spoke this week believing if it weren’t for the actions of the league to suspend the season – the United States wouldn’t have taken COVID-19 seriously. 

Silver responded with the following

People were not taking these protocols all that seriously until the NBA did what it did”. 

Here, I fixed it: “People were not taking these protocols all that seriously until Rudy Gobert got what he got. 

WHY has it taken an NBA player testing positive to make Americans PANIC about the coronavirus?

The spread of the disease is cancelingpostponing, and rescheduling events to avoid the COVID-19.  

College tournaments are following the same precautions to suspend the season until further notice including the NHL, MLS and MLB.

College campuses across the country are transitioning classes to online courses – music events such as Coachella postponing till October – AND – Broadway being forced to close their doors.

In 2014 – ex CEO of Microsoft Bill Gates spoke at TED to discuss the horrific global outbreak of Ebola. 

At the time – Bill Gates warned the world that we should be more prepared for the next outbreak suggesting the following: 

First, we need strong Health systems in poor countries.  That’s where a mother can give birth safely, kids can get all their vaccines, but also where we can see the outbreak very early on.  We need a medical reserve corps: Lot of people who have the training and background who are ready to go with expertise.  And then, we need to pair those medical people with the military taking advantage of the military’s ability to move fast, do logistics, and secure areas.  We need to do simulations. Germ games – NOT War games so that we see where the holes are. The last time a Germ game was done in the United States was back in 2001 and it didn’t go so well.  So far, the score is Germs: 1 | People: 0.  Finally, we need lots of advanced R&D in areas of vaccines and diagnostics.

Should Americans start to PANIC? 

In 1969 – NASA was worried that germs or diseases that might've hitched a ride with the capsule could unleash a lunar plague on Earthlings. When Buzz Aldrin and Michael Collins came back from the mission landing on the moon – NASA immediately placed the crew in anti-contamination suits and were transported to Houston spending 3-weeks in a converted Airstream trailer called the Mobile Quarantine Facility. 

Buzz Aldrin advice for Americans is "Lying on my ass and locking the door," he replied, without hesitating.

Cisco CEO Chuck Robbins told CNBC on Tuesday that the company’s video conferencing platform Webex saw a surge in user activity since the beginning of the month with 5.5 billion meeting minutes in the first 11 business days of March.

Users around the world are converting to virtual meetings to combat the coronavirus. In a recent report from the FDA announced on Thursday – it could take a year to create a COVID-19 vaccine in the United States. 

Get comfortable and hunker down – or as Buzz said—get on your ass and lock the door!—the COVID-19 isn’t going away anytime soon. 

F*ck you, Coronavirus!

F*ck you, Coronavirus!

Tom the Commie - Chris Collins Show Blogger

Tom the Commie - Chris Collins Show Blogger

Zdorovo, rebyta!  

Shit happens. You accidently drink other guy’s drink while in cinema? Shit happens! (By the way, I did it once, and Kombucha was dam’ go-o-od!). You couldn’t find restroom?

Shit literally happens!  

Coronavirus is one of the biggest shit that happens! Suka Blyat!  

But coronavirus is not a topic to make jokes about. The number of sick people increases, and there is no actual remedy for the disease. What you can do? 

The Wall Street Journal says: 

“Wash your hands, cover your coughs and sneezes, and stay at home from work or school when you’re sick.” 

To clarify, it’s first time for you guys to take care of personal hygiene when you go to bathroom and when you leave 7eleven. And no, Jesus won’t save! 

Who’s in charge for the spread? No, it’s not twenty-years green-eyed McChiken (why it has eyes?) you tried to sell to Antique Store. No. Guess who? *drumroll* 

Konechno, it’s ruskies!  

The Washington Examiner says, that sources for media hysteria about coronavirus

“…includes Russian state-funded media, official accounts, proxy news sites that spin conspiracy theories under the guise of journalism, and then legions of false social media personas.”

Really guys? If it’s a Russian media, why it’s not on American TV? Nonsense! I gonna speak with KGB why it’s not on air… 

And one more thing: 

Unfortunately, we have been able to assess that accounts tied to Russia”. Guess it was assessed the same way ‘Parasites’ got nominated! (Sorry, I like Joker). 

Seems like news brainwashed us again, and we don’t know what’s right or wrong. But there is a truth out there!  

Keep yourself clean! Takie dela.