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MILLENNIALS HAVE NO MONEY FOR THE STRIP CLUBS

MILLENNIALS HAVE NO MONEY FOR THE STRIP CLUBS

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I pay my taxes so where is my stimulus money! I’m not the only one waiting around on our Government.  

A lot of people are scrambling to try and get small business loans to help them out during this crisis.  

Criteria seems easy enough to qualify—you own a small business—pay taxes—and your business faced an economic downfall during the shut-down.  

But Hold on!!! Make sure you read that Clinton Era Fine print! 

It looks like the U.S. Government has “Whorephobia.” 

In an article from Buzzfeed titled If You Strip, Make Porn, Or Sell Sex Toys, You Might Not Get Any Coronavirus Aid Money. That’s Where The First Amendment Comes In by Otillia Steadman.  

That’s right! Puritan inspired laws during Clinton’s Reign state that—NO business’ dealing in Good ‘ol SIN can qualify for the $349 billion of the relief money.  

The Strip Clubs and Sex shops Industry account for $17.6 billion dollars in 2019 !!!!  That’s a whole lot of tax dollars streaming into our government.  

The hypocrisy of it all really ticks me off. Clinton can get an extramarital blowjob and still pull a check—but business and PEOPLE who have paid into our system can’t?  

Come on America!! It’s time to throw off our Puritanical Colonialistic Ideals and GET WITH THE TIMES! 

Do you think it’s fair that any TAXPAYER would be excluded for stimulus help?

Fingers crossed our out-of-work Booty Shakers can get the much-needed assistance during these “hard” times. (Pun Intended lol)