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Boomernomics: With Great Power Comes Zero Accountability

Boomernomics: With Great Power Comes Zero Accountability

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During these unfortunate events – Millennials are trying to stay active at home playing videos game while Baby Boomers use their pastime to knit masks. 

In an article from Business Insider titled: The Coronavirus Has Intensified The Generational Divide Between Millennials And Boomers. Here Are 5 Ways They're Dealing With The Pandemic Differently by Hiliary Hoffower. 

From staying inside or not—to making memes—to hoarding toilet paper! Every generation is handling their anxiety differently.  

And when it comes to MONEY! —Millennials are becoming wishful thinkers assuming that their stimulus check will become their new savings to help ease their mental stress. 

In the U.S – Millennials are noted as having $1000 to their name and have about $200 in their bank account. 

With no stimulus check to assist with the cost of food, living—and relief of student debt – the last thing Millennials are thinking about is applying for health care

Unfortunately – many millennials found out last week that their role as a ‘dependent’ on their parent’s taxes excludes them from receiving a stimulus check. 

During this week in the media – the HILL.TV hosts Krystal Ball and Saagar Enjeti laughed off a slow week of reporting as if Millennials are RECYCLED NEWS

And presidential candidate Joe Biden’s message for Millennials are: “Give me a break, I have no empathy!”

That’s BOOMERNOMICS in a nutshell!

I can’t even apply for Unemployment because I’m working as a GA grading students’ papers during the pandemic -- I'm making LESS each month than what the UI would provide me.

GAME OVER! I guess that I’m too entitled.

The Olympics 2020 Cancelled!

The Olympics 2020 Cancelled!

CCS Blogger - TOM THE COMMIE

CCS Blogger - TOM THE COMMIE

Hey comrades! I am so disappointed with the fact that the 2020 Olympics in Japan was canceled due to coronavirus. Why is it so sad?

First, there are many Anime fans in Russia. Thousands of Russian nationals won’t see and meet gorgeous Anime girls. They, in turn, will miss the opportunity to shoot from Kalashnikov and to try Russian vodka and dumplings, that we call Pelmeni (don’t ask why).

Second, we won’t see stunning competitions between different teams, especially between Russian and American teams. KGB told me that it would be easy to defeat burger-eaters and - lawsuit-cowboys from America, and unfortunately this time it’s impossible. Какая досада!

Third, since most gyms are closed during pandemic this would be the year of obesity. We in Russia already prepared for it. We bought millions of dumplings and Vodkas and Kalashnikov. The only thing is that we don’t know what do to with this.

What about America? Everybody says to stay indoors and watch Netflix. But everybody would be agreeing, that nobody wants to be couch-potato, right?

So, here’s the decision. I and my friend Vladimir (not the one you think about) can go on LA streets with those who tired from staying indoors.

Your goal is simple. The only thing you need to do is to run as far as possible from us, because otherwise, Kalashnikov bullets would reach you, bringing you to pizdec (on Russian it means something like fuc*ed up).

You guys would not only lose weight but also would become stronger. You don’t believe me?

Rebyta, it did work when I was four years old, so you won’t be an exception!

EVERYONE IS EQUAL. EVEN YOU!

EVERYONE IS EQUAL. EVEN YOU!

U.S. national soccer team players celebrate winning the Women’s World Cup Final in Lyon, France, July 7, 2019

U.S. national soccer team players celebrate winning the Women’s World Cup Final in Lyon, France, July 7, 2019

I want to slap upside the head the lawyer who thought that these arguments held any merit in our country today! 

In a lawsuit over equal pay, lawyers for the US Women’s National Team (USWNT) employer argued in a court filing last Monday that women athletes are less skilled and work fewer demanding jobs than their male counterparts. 

The U.S. Women’s Soccer team is suing for 67 million dollars in back pay.  

The US Soccer League has argued in a court filing “The job of a [men’s national team player] carries more responsibility within US Soccer than the job of a [women’s national team] player,”.

And if that insult wasn’t bad enough, they had the audacity to file their counter claim on the eve of International Women’s Day.

Not only are they saying that woman don’t deserve equal pay because their male counterparts in OTHER PARTS OF THE WORLD draw larger viewing audience, but that due to our biological differences of strength and skill women don’t deserve equal pay.

Isn’t it a bit ironic that U.S. Soccer President Carlos Cordeiro resigned after the release of court documents?