Putin to Biden: Joe, you are professional!

Let's praise the presidents!

Hey, suka blyat

It’s Tom The F*cking Commie. I know, I know – you thought that I died since we didn’t see each other for loooooong time. Yes, at a drunk party after my graduation (I received Masters in Vodka Studies) I really thought bye, bye world, and hello, Uncle Stalin. Yet it didn’t happen, and I am with you again, whether you don’t like it or hate it!

But I am not here with you to discuss how many vodkas I drank last night (because I don’t f*cking remember!). I am here to discuss the recent meeting Biden and Vladimir (yeah, the one you thought about) had.

So how it was?

Well, from the first glance it looked like two grandpas came to see each other to remember good, old days, that especially came up good thanks to memories’ amplifier called vodka. And during that meeting, Joe got a compliment. Which is a very important thing, because when Putin calls somebody professional, then how can you deny this? If you would, well… hello, Uncle Stalin!

According to a CNN article, Putin praises Biden, calling him a “professional” following Geneva summit, a statement already speaks about itself: our sleepy Joe is professional. Yes, republicans, even Trump, Putin’s buddy, didn’t get that! This is what the Russian president said about Biden according to the article:

He’s a balanced and professional man, and it’s clear that he’s very experienced […] It seems to me that we did speak the same language.

Respectively, the American leader left the meeting with a positive impression about Putin. But jokes aside, I believe that the meeting went professional as possible taking into consideration U.S.-Russian relationships. American and Russian leaders discussed issues regarding Ukraine, the status of Crimea, Alexey Navalny’s arrest, Russian hackers, and the overall situation in the world which still sucks, to be honest.

So, what about us, commoners? What we should do? Nothing but to wait that something good would eventually happen. If that so, then our leaders, be it, Putin or Biden, are professional and positive not only in words but in action.

Takie dela.

Putin is Officially Sexiest Man Alive! (Both in Russia and the rest of the world)

I am Putin and I know it

Hey comrades,

As a straight male, before I went to bed, I always ask myself: who is the sexiest man alive?
Is it James Bond, the strong and skillful agent who charms and undresses women and triumphs villains with his unlimited talents? Nyet! Is it Arnold Schwarzenegger, the real Mr. Olympia, Predator’ vanquisher with the nickname “Get-to-the-choppa!!!”, and our beloved Terminator-Governator? Nyet!

Is it Sylvester Stallone, Rocky, and Rambo? Nyet!

Is it Chuck Norris, who doesn’t need any introduction? Nyet? Nyet!

It’s *drumroll* VLADIMIR VLADIMOROVICH PUTIN, daaaaaa!

In its recent article New York Post found out the following:
The highly suspect and mildly terrifying poll by job board site Superjob.ru surveyed 2,000 Russians and determined that the 68-year-old bachelor is the sexiest man in the country, the Moscow Times reported.

Yeah, I know it's a Russian poll but hey, who would deny that Putin is the sexiest man alive, at least as the sexiest president? Ok, let’s check out another candidacy:

Joe Biden. Yep, back in the days, Joe was a lady’s man, but now… well... eh… mmm… how can I put this more softly… I just hope Joe would cancel student loans, and he’ll be fine!

Xi Jinping. Did anybody already joke about the Asian small pack? Oh, did I just? Is it racist? Ok, can you prove it? Here you go!

Boris Johnson. Really, can a man whose name is Boris has something to do with the sex?

Emmanuel Macron. His wife, who is twice elder than him, can say it but would we believe to 67-years old lady? Perhaps Joe would!

Seems like there is nobody who can challenge Putin’s status as the sexiest and manliest man in the world.

What can I say? Takie dela at the moment.  

Cardi B Dictates Joe Biden What He Needs To Do To Become President

Cardi Dictates Joe Biden What He Needs To Do To Become President

You can think anything about Cardi B—BUT you must acknowledge her hustlin’ moves as WAP makes it to #1 on the Billboard!

And amongst her Fans is Joe Biden!

Cardi, who supported Senator Bernie Sanders in the Democratic primary, urged Biden to consider several key proposals from Sanders' progressive platform... And she made it clear exactly what she expects him to do should he be voted into the White House.

Joe agreed with Cardi’s demands and even gave us Millennial’s a compliment saying:

“The reason I am so optimistic is because of your generation. You’re the smartest, the best educated, and the least prejudiced, and the most engaged generation in American History. And you’re going to change things.”

Hopefully, Kamala Harris was tuning in and heard his message since she said “young people are Stupid” back in 2015 when she was a prosecutor.

Cardi B said during an appearance on The Breakfast Club that she made it clear to Joe that he must walk the talk not just talk the walk. Saying,

"we don’t want no false promises" or "fake sh*t to get people voting."

Do you think that Biden is going to be able to keep all these progressive promises when he has shown time and again that he is a right-leaning Moderate?

Well, this election is about to get WET AND STICKY—SO  so you need to go to WAP’s apparel line and get yourself a WetAssPussy Raincoat.

Is it racist? Trader Joe’s won't change ethnic-sounding label names

Is it racist? Trader Joe’s won't change ethnic-sounding label names

The Chinese word MING meaning “Brilliant” --to describe the nation’s last imperial dynasty and the name JOSE (in Spanish) meaning “God Will Increase” is apparently racist in the year 2020. 

In an article from CHICAGO SUNTIMES titled:

TRADER JOE’S WON’T CHANGE ETHNIC-SOUNDING LABEL NAMES  by John Rodgers. 

Trader Joe’s says it will stick with labels like Trader Jose’s and Trader Ming’s for Mexican and Asian food. 

The grocery chain said last month that it was moving to change the names of some of its products—after an online petition denounced them as racist. 

“We want to be clear: we disagree that any of these labels are racist.”  It added, “We do not make decisions based on petitions.” 

The petition posted on Change.org by a high school student claims the names create “a narrative of exoticism that perpetuates harmful stereotypes.” 

People still don’t fully realize how EASY it is to create a petition on Change.org since the business would be RUINED taking advice from the WOKE- APOCALYPSE! 

The petition that reached nation coverage from cable news received 5000 SIGNATURES – that's NOTHING!  

Now it’s time for former Vice President JOE BIDEN to start answering media’ question: WHY his campaign allows HIS NAME to exist? 

If anyone even cares – a very reliable source: URBAN DICTIONARY describes the meaning of CHRIS as …. “a really hot teddy bear!” 

Boomernomics: With Great Power Comes Zero Accountability

Boomernomics: With Great Power Comes Zero Accountability

During these unfortunate events – Millennials are trying to stay active at home playing videos game while Baby Boomers use their pastime to knit masks. 

In an article from Business Insider titled: The Coronavirus Has Intensified The Generational Divide Between Millennials And Boomers. Here Are 5 Ways They're Dealing With The Pandemic Differently by Hiliary Hoffower. 

From staying inside or not—to making memes—to hoarding toilet paper! Every generation is handling their anxiety differently.  

And when it comes to MONEY! —Millennials are becoming wishful thinkers assuming that their stimulus check will become their new savings to help ease their mental stress. 

In the U.S – Millennials are noted as having $1000 to their name and have about $200 in their bank account. 

With no stimulus check to assist with the cost of food, living—and relief of student debt – the last thing Millennials are thinking about is applying for health care. 

Unfortunately – many millennials found out last week that their role as a ‘dependent’ on their parent’s taxes excludes them from receiving a stimulus check. 

During this week in the media – the HILL.TV hosts Krystal Ball and Saagar Enjeti laughed off a slow week of reporting as if Millennials are RECYCLED NEWS. 

And presidential candidate Joe Biden’s message for Millennials are: “Give me a break, I have no empathy!”

That’s BOOMERNOMICS in a nutshell!

I can’t even apply for Unemployment because I’m working as a GA grading students’ papers during the pandemic -- I'm making LESS each month than what the UI would provide me.

GAME OVER! I guess that I’m too entitled.

Will Youth Turnout Prove Media Pundits Wrong?

Will Youth Turnout Prove Media Pundits Wrong?

The first one-on-one debate of the election, between former Vice President Joe Biden and Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders.

Hey Millennials! Have you registered to vote for November’s election?

In the United States – Millennials and Gen Z NOW make up more than a third of eligible voters in the country – BUT – there’s one MAJOR problem! 

The youth of America is turning out to vote in lower numbers than older generations.

On Super Tuesday – the Democrat Socialist from Vermont, Sen. Bernie Sanders addressed to the media after losing 10 out of the 14 states. 

We are winning the generational debate while Joe Biden continues to do really well with older Americans especially those people over 65+.  Our campaign continues to win the vast majority of the votes of younger people and I'm not talking about people just in their 20s but in their 30s and their 40s. The younger generation of this country continue in very strong numbers to support our campaign. 

John Della Volpe – the director of polling at Harvard Kennedy School has led surveys on American youth voters for twenty years stating that young people are just not as enthusiastic as many of us expected them to be. 

Even though Bernie Sanders faces backlash for staying in the race from prominent members of the Democratic party – Sen. Sanders still chose to debate former Vice President Joe Biden last Sunday in Washington. 

Do you believe the youth turnout in the General Election will show media pundits that they’re wrong?