Hey Ukraine, Stay Away from Russia… the USA says

The end of the USA-Russia conflict is near???

This is how the deal looks like! No, really!

Yep, this is what you read – and that sounds weird, am I right? It’s the same kind of things like when hard-core WASP Republican would say with girlish voice “We live in a society!” or when your beloved-and-f*cked Tom the Commie would say “I quit vodka” … but hey… did I say that? Of course, no, my glass princess, I didn’t really mean it, it’s all lies, it’s all pizdezh.

Back to the topic. Something extraordinary just happened during Russia-Germany “Nord Stream-2” agreement.

The recent POLITICO’s article says the following

American negotiators and diplomats have signaled that they have given up on blocking the completion of the pipeline, known as Nord Stream 2, which will ship cheap natural gas from Russia to Germany and stands to be a boon for Moscow.

Here’s more:

In the midst of tense negotiations with Berlin over a controversial Russia-to-Germany pipeline, the Biden administration is asking a friendly country to stay quiet about its vociferous opposition. And Ukraine is not happy.

Behind these announcements perhaps there are some agreements and mutual concessions between the USA, Russia, and Germany regarding “Nord Stream-2” and related topics. Though the USA and Germany indicated that they would invest in Ukraine’s green energy technology and just won’t let Russian use the pipeline for its geopolitical interest I can say that Ukraine may already lose the big battle in its war with Russia. With the completion of “Nord Stream-2”

Ukraine would lose a lot of money since there will be less or even no (opinions vary) Russian gas transit fees that make up a huge contribution to Ukraine’s economy.

Interestingly, is that it’s not Trump but Biden who did that! Is it because Joe wants to rebuild their relationship with Germany, one of the key US allies in Europe? Or is it something else?

Time will show but now it’s takie dela.

Olympics is Not a Place For Politics!

If that Olympics' swimming pool would be filled with vodka, you know where to find me!

Yep, this is how Russian Olympics’ team look like! Честно!

Zdorovo banditi!

According to a Washington Post article, the Russian Olympic Committee does not forbid yet not encourage Russian athletes to speak up about any ongoing topic, ranging from BLM to the Crimean Peninsula. That decision was explained with the following: “The Olympics should not become a platform for any actions and gestures”. However, there is some feeling of discontent on the article, and since it’s Washington Post, there is no surprise why any Russia or Russians-related news is shown in a negative light.

To be honest, I agree that Russian athletes can go through a briefing where perhaps Vladimir (yes, the one you think about!) tell them not to say something stupid, or anti-governmental, or (God forbid!) something anti-vodka!

Anti-vodka… how can I even say that? I should clean my mouth after this (with Mr. Vodka, I am sorry, Mr. Popov).

But at the same time, I think that there should be less politics in sports. Otherwise the world would be f*cked up, my friends!

However… isn’t the USA or any other countries say something or in one way or another guide their athletes not to behave or say some certain way? Well, that type of question must be answered by the athletes. Meanwhile, I doubt that there is anything like freedom of speech in the USA or any other country anymore.

Because if any USA or other Western country’s athlete would say something negative about the BLM movement and related looting, arson, and other violations he or she may say goodbye to the sports career or would be temporarily suspended, which in our “progressive” times can be considered as some kind of lucky outcome. And why do I even use the word “outcome” in a negative context?

Getting fired only because you criticize the socio-political movement for something with what you disagree with?

That’s ABSURD! 

Ha-ha. Looks like leftist politics made such a big turnover that they got on the right-wing side. What next? 10 years in neo-GULAG for the act of freedom of speech?

What is the direction the USA is going? Or am I a racist to ask that?

Takie dela.

Putin to Biden: Joe, you are professional!

Let's praise the presidents!

Hey, suka blyat

It’s Tom The F*cking Commie. I know, I know – you thought that I died since we didn’t see each other for loooooong time. Yes, at a drunk party after my graduation (I received Masters in Vodka Studies) I really thought bye, bye world, and hello, Uncle Stalin. Yet it didn’t happen, and I am with you again, whether you don’t like it or hate it!

But I am not here with you to discuss how many vodkas I drank last night (because I don’t f*cking remember!). I am here to discuss the recent meeting Biden and Vladimir (yeah, the one you thought about) had.

So how it was?

Well, from the first glance it looked like two grandpas came to see each other to remember good, old days, that especially came up good thanks to memories’ amplifier called vodka. And during that meeting, Joe got a compliment. Which is a very important thing, because when Putin calls somebody professional, then how can you deny this? If you would, well… hello, Uncle Stalin!

According to a CNN article, Putin praises Biden, calling him a “professional” following Geneva summit, a statement already speaks about itself: our sleepy Joe is professional. Yes, republicans, even Trump, Putin’s buddy, didn’t get that! This is what the Russian president said about Biden according to the article:

He’s a balanced and professional man, and it’s clear that he’s very experienced […] It seems to me that we did speak the same language.

Respectively, the American leader left the meeting with a positive impression about Putin. But jokes aside, I believe that the meeting went professional as possible taking into consideration U.S.-Russian relationships. American and Russian leaders discussed issues regarding Ukraine, the status of Crimea, Alexey Navalny’s arrest, Russian hackers, and the overall situation in the world which still sucks, to be honest.

So, what about us, commoners? What we should do? Nothing but to wait that something good would eventually happen. If that so, then our leaders, be it, Putin or Biden, are professional and positive not only in words but in action.

Takie dela.

Putin is Officially Sexiest Man Alive! (Both in Russia and the rest of the world)

I am Putin and I know it

Hey comrades,

As a straight male, before I went to bed, I always ask myself: who is the sexiest man alive?
Is it James Bond, the strong and skillful agent who charms and undresses women and triumphs villains with his unlimited talents? Nyet! Is it Arnold Schwarzenegger, the real Mr. Olympia, Predator’ vanquisher with the nickname “Get-to-the-choppa!!!”, and our beloved Terminator-Governator? Nyet!

Is it Sylvester Stallone, Rocky, and Rambo? Nyet!

Is it Chuck Norris, who doesn’t need any introduction? Nyet? Nyet!

It’s *drumroll* VLADIMIR VLADIMOROVICH PUTIN, daaaaaa!

In its recent article New York Post found out the following:
The highly suspect and mildly terrifying poll by job board site Superjob.ru surveyed 2,000 Russians and determined that the 68-year-old bachelor is the sexiest man in the country, the Moscow Times reported.

Yeah, I know it's a Russian poll but hey, who would deny that Putin is the sexiest man alive, at least as the sexiest president? Ok, let’s check out another candidacy:

Joe Biden. Yep, back in the days, Joe was a lady’s man, but now… well... eh… mmm… how can I put this more softly… I just hope Joe would cancel student loans, and he’ll be fine!

Xi Jinping. Did anybody already joke about the Asian small pack? Oh, did I just? Is it racist? Ok, can you prove it? Here you go!

Boris Johnson. Really, can a man whose name is Boris has something to do with the sex?

Emmanuel Macron. His wife, who is twice elder than him, can say it but would we believe to 67-years old lady? Perhaps Joe would!

Seems like there is nobody who can challenge Putin’s status as the sexiest and manliest man in the world.

What can I say? Takie dela at the moment.  

Russia says it's ready to cut ties with the EU and it sucks!

Russia and EU messed up relationship as another example of a worldwide diplomacy crisis

Russia says it's ready to cut ties with the EU and it sucks!

Hello my dear, beautiful, sexy, good-looking, comrades,

When I woke up after another Vodka night session I was routinely checking newsfeed: Joe did this, Joe didn’t do that, Joe was about to do something but then he suddenly got asleep, Trump and republican supporters are bad because they are racist and always assumes everybody’s gender, SJWs blames white people for everything, from global warming to fail in personal relationships (because you thought you dated bisexual transracial Martian whose biological age is 25 but his mental age is 7 and who turned out to be a straight white man!!! OMG, someone needs a Vodka session too and perhaps a visit to the therapist), and so forth, and so forth.

In other words, nothing special happened in another normal suka blyat day in America. But one news quite startled me: Russia says it’s ready to end ties with European Union according to a CNBC article.

This is a quote from Russian foreign minister Sergey Lavrov:

We don’t want to isolate ourselves from global life, but we have to be ready for that. If you want peace then prepare for war.

What do I think about it? Well, I am quite disappointed that within the last couple of years Russia has real trouble getting along with other countries, especially big political blogs, not speaking about the USA. Yes, this contradictive story that resolves with Crimea and Ukraine set everybody’s teeth on the edge, and to be honest, consequences for now are rather negative than positive. At least, if we speak about Russia’s world prestige.

Yet EU and USA don’t seem to look like, as we say it on Russian, nerzhniye and pushistiye (sweet and fluffy, just like kittens from Google pics that probably remains the best thing left in our f*cking world). Come on, let’s admit that in big politics (well, just like in real life) everybody chases their own goals. I like Russia, no, I adore it, but this country did a lot of mistakes. Bloody hell of mistakes! EU and USA, especially, USA is no saint. Hell no! Or it might be saint as Donald Trump’s web browser history. I like America, I like American people, but… there is nothing more to say.

What if we, as Russians and Americans, are hostages of countries? Think about it.

As for Russia’s possible decision to cut ties with the rest of the world and live in isolation – I think it won’t happen because economic ties at least are very, very tight and if one would “rip them off” two sides would fail. There will be no winners for sure. So, I think that Lavrov could make this statement as some sort of warning or to show that Russia has balls, I am sorry, guts. However, that kind of statement, made from both Russia and the USA, EU, and other countries in general serves as proof of world diplomacy’s crisis which is as bad as Downtown LA McDonalds’s restrooms. It full of s*it and is ready to turn a sh*tmonster and take over our virgin asses!  

So, lets us get a big box of popcorn and a good amount of Vodkas to see what would happen next. It’s all sucks, my ladies and ladies!

You Are F*ck*d Up, Clearview!

You Are F*ck*d Up, Clearview!

Tom The Commie - CCS Blogger

Zdravstvuyte my dear tovarischi! 

Da, I read the news like everyone else, and as a KGB secret agent, I am aware that Clearview AI’s client data was stolen.

Pozor and so creepy, because right now all internet knows that you people (and particularly you…yes, especially you!) likes pizza with pineapples, consider Jar Jar Binks to be the best Star Wars’ character, and bought that ‘I am not gay but $20 is $20’ t-shirt from eBay. Eh.

No wonder why the public is outraged. 

Tor Ekeland, Clearview AI's attorney, said that "Security is Clearview's top priority."

Really? I am outraged too! Now everybody knows that I hack American elections for fun I cheated to pass my “Politics of Kanye West” class in a bet for a Zhigulevskoe beer with my friend Ivan. But that’s a story for other time. 

Tech giants also outraged. Google, Facebook, and even Microsoft sent Clearview AI warning letters to delete images from their platforms.

What does Clearview say? 

Ekeland added that in the 21st century it’s normal to have such issues. 

Normal? There are people fired for reading “Three Ways to Tell Your Boss He is Jerk” while on the clock because of your failure, Clearview! 

At the same time, the news is great! In what way? Because it’s the first time nobody accuses Russia of stealing data, hacking elections, forgetting keys in car, etc.! We are not detected, ura! 

That’s all, comrades! It’s my time to hack borsh again. Vsego horoshego! 

THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING!

THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING! THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING! THE RUSHHHHHHHHHHHHHIANS ARE COMING!

In fact, we – I mean THEY – are even closer than it may seem! At least for Americans, who believe that the sun is revolving around the Earth, which, of course as we know, is flat!

Zdravstvuyte comrades!

This is Tom the Commie, with an overview of the recent Iowa caucus debacle. Of course, everybody’s first thoughts were: “Are Russian hackers manipulating an American election?”

Big nyet!

The only conspiracy here is poll workers failing to use their app to count results correctly.

Since it’s uncomfortable to admit government officials don’t know how to use iPads, when America has problems, Russia is always scapegoat.

Such pozor, isn’t it?

The New York Times wrote an article directly saying that Russia is meddling to re-elect Trump.

There’s nothing new, just accusations towards Russia. Behind all this so-callness there is hardly any evidence.

Just check out ridiculous one:

“The intelligence community issued an assessment in early 2017 that President Vladimir V. Putin personally ordered a campaign of influence in the previous year’s election and developed ‘a clear preference for President-elect Trump.’”

Yep, Putin by his czarist will personally command Trump to become a president. Just like the same way he commanded George Bush to choke on his pretzel.

It’s said democracy is dying in darkness…Is it?

It seems like democracy dying in ignorance.

So that’s how it just goes comrades. Russia is the bad guy! A furious bear.

Dosvidanya!