Putin to Biden: Joe, you are professional!

Let's praise the presidents!

Hey, suka blyat

It’s Tom The F*cking Commie. I know, I know – you thought that I died since we didn’t see each other for loooooong time. Yes, at a drunk party after my graduation (I received Masters in Vodka Studies) I really thought bye, bye world, and hello, Uncle Stalin. Yet it didn’t happen, and I am with you again, whether you don’t like it or hate it!

But I am not here with you to discuss how many vodkas I drank last night (because I don’t f*cking remember!). I am here to discuss the recent meeting Biden and Vladimir (yeah, the one you thought about) had.

So how it was?

Well, from the first glance it looked like two grandpas came to see each other to remember good, old days, that especially came up good thanks to memories’ amplifier called vodka. And during that meeting, Joe got a compliment. Which is a very important thing, because when Putin calls somebody professional, then how can you deny this? If you would, well… hello, Uncle Stalin!

According to a CNN article, Putin praises Biden, calling him a “professional” following Geneva summit, a statement already speaks about itself: our sleepy Joe is professional. Yes, republicans, even Trump, Putin’s buddy, didn’t get that! This is what the Russian president said about Biden according to the article:

He’s a balanced and professional man, and it’s clear that he’s very experienced […] It seems to me that we did speak the same language.

Respectively, the American leader left the meeting with a positive impression about Putin. But jokes aside, I believe that the meeting went professional as possible taking into consideration U.S.-Russian relationships. American and Russian leaders discussed issues regarding Ukraine, the status of Crimea, Alexey Navalny’s arrest, Russian hackers, and the overall situation in the world which still sucks, to be honest.

So, what about us, commoners? What we should do? Nothing but to wait that something good would eventually happen. If that so, then our leaders, be it, Putin or Biden, are professional and positive not only in words but in action.

Takie dela.

Russia says it's ready to cut ties with the EU and it sucks!

Russia and EU messed up relationship as another example of a worldwide diplomacy crisis

Russia says it's ready to cut ties with the EU and it sucks!

Hello my dear, beautiful, sexy, good-looking, comrades,

When I woke up after another Vodka night session I was routinely checking newsfeed: Joe did this, Joe didn’t do that, Joe was about to do something but then he suddenly got asleep, Trump and republican supporters are bad because they are racist and always assumes everybody’s gender, SJWs blames white people for everything, from global warming to fail in personal relationships (because you thought you dated bisexual transracial Martian whose biological age is 25 but his mental age is 7 and who turned out to be a straight white man!!! OMG, someone needs a Vodka session too and perhaps a visit to the therapist), and so forth, and so forth.

In other words, nothing special happened in another normal suka blyat day in America. But one news quite startled me: Russia says it’s ready to end ties with European Union according to a CNBC article.

This is a quote from Russian foreign minister Sergey Lavrov:

We don’t want to isolate ourselves from global life, but we have to be ready for that. If you want peace then prepare for war.

What do I think about it? Well, I am quite disappointed that within the last couple of years Russia has real trouble getting along with other countries, especially big political blogs, not speaking about the USA. Yes, this contradictive story that resolves with Crimea and Ukraine set everybody’s teeth on the edge, and to be honest, consequences for now are rather negative than positive. At least, if we speak about Russia’s world prestige.

Yet EU and USA don’t seem to look like, as we say it on Russian, nerzhniye and pushistiye (sweet and fluffy, just like kittens from Google pics that probably remains the best thing left in our f*cking world). Come on, let’s admit that in big politics (well, just like in real life) everybody chases their own goals. I like Russia, no, I adore it, but this country did a lot of mistakes. Bloody hell of mistakes! EU and USA, especially, USA is no saint. Hell no! Or it might be saint as Donald Trump’s web browser history. I like America, I like American people, but… there is nothing more to say.

What if we, as Russians and Americans, are hostages of countries? Think about it.

As for Russia’s possible decision to cut ties with the rest of the world and live in isolation – I think it won’t happen because economic ties at least are very, very tight and if one would “rip them off” two sides would fail. There will be no winners for sure. So, I think that Lavrov could make this statement as some sort of warning or to show that Russia has balls, I am sorry, guts. However, that kind of statement, made from both Russia and the USA, EU, and other countries in general serves as proof of world diplomacy’s crisis which is as bad as Downtown LA McDonalds’s restrooms. It full of s*it and is ready to turn a sh*tmonster and take over our virgin asses!  

So, lets us get a big box of popcorn and a good amount of Vodkas to see what would happen next. It’s all sucks, my ladies and ladies!