You Are F*ck*d Up, Clearview!
Tom The Commie - CCS Blogger
Zdravstvuyte my dear tovarischi!
Da, I read the news like everyone else, and as a KGB secret agent, I am aware that Clearview AI’s client data was stolen.
Pozor and so creepy, because right now all internet knows that you people (and particularly you…yes, especially you!) likes pizza with pineapples, consider Jar Jar Binks to be the best Star Wars’ character, and bought that ‘I am not gay but $20 is $20’ t-shirt from eBay. Eh.
No wonder why the public is outraged.
Tor Ekeland, Clearview AI's attorney, said that "Security is Clearview's top priority."
Really? I am outraged too! Now everybody knows that I hack American elections for fun I cheated to pass my “Politics of Kanye West” class in a bet for a Zhigulevskoe beer with my friend Ivan. But that’s a story for other time.
Tech giants also outraged. Google, Facebook, and even Microsoft sent Clearview AI warning letters to delete images from their platforms.
What does Clearview say?
Ekeland added that in the 21st century it’s normal to have such issues.
Normal? There are people fired for reading “Three Ways to Tell Your Boss He is Jerk” while on the clock because of your failure, Clearview!
At the same time, the news is great! In what way? Because it’s the first time nobody accuses Russia of stealing data, hacking elections, forgetting keys in car, etc.! We are not detected, ura!
That’s all, comrades! It’s my time to hack borsh again. Vsego horoshego!