Vecher v hatu!

This is Tom The F*cking Commie with hot news: according to a CNN article, Russia has launched the missile on one of its satellites.

Sounds casual, isn’t it? Moreover, Russia, along with the US, China, and India is one of few countries that has a history of successful space missiles tests. But what is embarrassing here is the fact that such an explosion caused a wave of additional 1500 debris that could damage ISS (International Space Station) and its crew (that also included two Russians). The US already condemned the incident.

Roskosmos, the Russian official space organization, has, in turn, denied the dangerous nature of the incident, saying that ISS remained in the safe zone when the missile explosion took place.

But to whom we really can believe here?

It’s hard to set up any kind of unbiased investigation because it’s a f*cking space, not Denver where you can arrive and have sausage with Bud Light (well, in fact, you can have it in your backyard either, sorry, I brought stupid analogy, but who give a sh*t?).

If I am not mistaken neither bus in Russia or America goes to space, and if we take for granted the fact that millions of Americans believe in Tooth Fairy, Mormon Church, and that Biden was fairly elected in the last election, we are completely f*cked up and space is the last thing we may think about now!

However, if we put jokes aside Russian could risk the explosion not so far from ISS to show who is the boss in space. Or maybe it was just an accident, and Roskosmos just tried to downplay the incident. Or maybe the US exaggerated the case.

So, there are many “maybe” and “maybe not” because we live in an era of the new Cold War, and everything is possible now.

Takie f*cking dela.

Russia and EU messed up relationship as another example of a worldwide diplomacy crisis

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Russia says it's ready to cut ties with the EU and it sucks!

Hello my dear, beautiful, sexy, good-looking, comrades,

When I woke up after another Vodka night session I was routinely checking newsfeed: Joe did this, Joe didn’t do that, Joe was about to do something but then he suddenly got asleep, Trump and republican supporters are bad because they are racist and always assumes everybody’s gender, SJWs blames white people for everything, from global warming to fail in personal relationships (because you thought you dated bisexual transracial Martian whose biological age is 25 but his mental age is 7 and who turned out to be a straight white man!!! OMG, someone needs a Vodka session too and perhaps a visit to the therapist), and so forth, and so forth.

In other words, nothing special happened in another normal suka blyat day in America. But one news quite startled me: Russia says it’s ready to end ties with European Union according to a CNBC article.

This is a quote from Russian foreign minister Sergey Lavrov:

We don’t want to isolate ourselves from global life, but we have to be ready for that. If you want peace then prepare for war.

What do I think about it? Well, I am quite disappointed that within the last couple of years Russia has real trouble getting along with other countries, especially big political blogs, not speaking about the USA. Yes, this contradictive story that resolves with Crimea and Ukraine set everybody’s teeth on the edge, and to be honest, consequences for now are rather negative than positive. At least, if we speak about Russia’s world prestige.

Yet EU and USA don’t seem to look like, as we say it on Russian, nerzhniye and pushistiye (sweet and fluffy, just like kittens from Google pics that probably remains the best thing left in our f*cking world). Come on, let’s admit that in big politics (well, just like in real life) everybody chases their own goals. I like Russia, no, I adore it, but this country did a lot of mistakes. Bloody hell of mistakes! EU and USA, especially, USA is no saint. Hell no! Or it might be saint as Donald Trump’s web browser history. I like America, I like American people, but… there is nothing more to say.

What if we, as Russians and Americans, are hostages of countries? Think about it.

As for Russia’s possible decision to cut ties with the rest of the world and live in isolation – I think it won’t happen because economic ties at least are very, very tight and if one would “rip them off” two sides would fail. There will be no winners for sure. So, I think that Lavrov could make this statement as some sort of warning or to show that Russia has balls, I am sorry, guts. However, that kind of statement, made from both Russia and the USA, EU, and other countries in general serves as proof of world diplomacy’s crisis which is as bad as Downtown LA McDonalds’s restrooms. It full of s*it and is ready to turn a sh*tmonster and take over our virgin asses!

So, lets us get a big box of popcorn and a good amount of Vodkas to see what would happen next. It’s all sucks, my ladies and ladies!