I am Putin and I know it

Hey comrades,

As a straight male, before I went to bed, I always ask myself: who is the sexiest man alive?
Is it James Bond, the strong and skillful agent who charms and undresses women and triumphs villains with his unlimited talents? Nyet! Is it Arnold Schwarzenegger, the real Mr. Olympia, Predator’ vanquisher with the nickname “Get-to-the-choppa!!!”, and our beloved Terminator-Governator? Nyet!

Is it Sylvester Stallone, Rocky, and Rambo? Nyet!

Is it Chuck Norris, who doesn’t need any introduction? Nyet? Nyet!

It’s *drumroll* VLADIMIR VLADIMOROVICH PUTIN, daaaaaa!

In its recent article New York Post found out the following:
The highly suspect and mildly terrifying poll by job board site Superjob.ru surveyed 2,000 Russians and determined that the 68-year-old bachelor is the sexiest man in the country, the Moscow Times reported.

Yeah, I know it's a Russian poll but hey, who would deny that Putin is the sexiest man alive, at least as the sexiest president? Ok, let’s check out another candidacy:

Joe Biden. Yep, back in the days, Joe was a lady’s man, but now… well... eh… mmm… how can I put this more softly… I just hope Joe would cancel student loans, and he’ll be fine!

Xi Jinping. Did anybody already joke about the Asian small pack? Oh, did I just? Is it racist? Ok, can you prove it? Here you go!

Boris Johnson. Really, can a man whose name is Boris has something to do with the sex?

Emmanuel Macron. His wife, who is twice elder than him, can say it but would we believe to 67-years old lady? Perhaps Joe would!

Seems like there is nobody who can challenge Putin’s status as the sexiest and manliest man in the world.

What can I say? Takie dela at the moment.