How Russia Is Self-Defending From The Coronavirus
TOM THE COMMIE - Chris Collins Show Blogger
Coronageddon Zdorovo, ludi!
Good news – soon you could play Fallout or Mad Max in real life. Bad news – you are going to do this in survival mode, with no game savings.
But don’t panic! We have shelters to secure ourselves from the virus\zombies\Mormons\Scientologists\ traveling salesmen and other riders of Apocalypse or, better say, Coronageddon.
How do I, as a Russian, protect myself from the coronavirus? Same as you, folks! But if you don’t know how-to, let me give you advice!
So, a couple of days ago I and my friend Vladimir (not the one you may think about!) went to the Vons. Because there was no water, we took all vodkas from the shelves, from the Russkiy Standart to Smirnoff. Then we went to my garage when we take our Kalashnikovs and went home. We built an iron fence, set up projectors and put three little bears the LA zoo happily gifted me when I went there with my AK-47.
So, we turned our house into the GULAG, but then, as our American neighbors by some reason started to worry, we turned our whole neighborhood into one big GULAG. With smiles on their faces, American folks built the camp by themselves. How I and Vladimir could do it? Simple. Kalashnikov deals with all problems, I guarantee!
And in fact, nobody gets sick in our GULAG. Why?
Because everybody except me and Vladimir involved in working so there is no time to get sick! But there is another remedy for COVID-19!
Vodka!
Takie dela!