F*ck you, Coronavirus!
Tom the Commie - Chris Collins Show Blogger
Zdorovo, rebyta!
Shit happens. You accidently drink other guy’s drink while in cinema? Shit happens! (By the way, I did it once, and Kombucha was dam’ go-o-od!). You couldn’t find restroom?
Shit literally happens!
Coronavirus is one of the biggest shit that happens! Suka Blyat!
But coronavirus is not a topic to make jokes about. The number of sick people increases, and there is no actual remedy for the disease. What you can do?
The Wall Street Journal says:
“Wash your hands, cover your coughs and sneezes, and stay at home from work or school when you’re sick.”
To clarify, it’s first time for you guys to take care of personal hygiene when you go to bathroom and when you leave 7eleven. And no, Jesus won’t save!
Who’s in charge for the spread? No, it’s not twenty-years green-eyed McChiken (why it has eyes?) you tried to sell to Antique Store. No. Guess who? *drumroll*
Konechno, it’s ruskies!
The Washington Examiner says, that sources for media hysteria about coronavirus
“…includes Russian state-funded media, official accounts, proxy news sites that spin conspiracy theories under the guise of journalism, and then legions of false social media personas.”
Really guys? If it’s a Russian media, why it’s not on American TV? Nonsense! I gonna speak with KGB why it’s not on air…
And one more thing:
Unfortunately, we have been able to assess that accounts tied to Russia”. Guess it was assessed the same way ‘Parasites’ got nominated! (Sorry, I like Joker).
Seems like news brainwashed us again, and we don’t know what’s right or wrong. But there is a truth out there!
Keep yourself clean! Takie dela.