Vecher v hatu!

This is Tom The F*cking Commie with hot news: according to a CNN article, Russia has launched the missile on one of its satellites.

Sounds casual, isn’t it? Moreover, Russia, along with the US, China, and India is one of few countries that has a history of successful space missiles tests. But what is embarrassing here is the fact that such an explosion caused a wave of additional 1500 debris that could damage ISS (International Space Station) and its crew (that also included two Russians). The US already condemned the incident.

Roskosmos, the Russian official space organization, has, in turn, denied the dangerous nature of the incident, saying that ISS remained in the safe zone when the missile explosion took place.

But to whom we really can believe here?

It’s hard to set up any kind of unbiased investigation because it’s a f*cking space, not Denver where you can arrive and have sausage with Bud Light (well, in fact, you can have it in your backyard either, sorry, I brought stupid analogy, but who give a sh*t?).

If I am not mistaken neither bus in Russia or America goes to space, and if we take for granted the fact that millions of Americans believe in Tooth Fairy, Mormon Church, and that Biden was fairly elected in the last election, we are completely f*cked up and space is the last thing we may think about now!

However, if we put jokes aside Russian could risk the explosion not so far from ISS to show who is the boss in space. Or maybe it was just an accident, and Roskosmos just tried to downplay the incident. Or maybe the US exaggerated the case.

So, there are many “maybe” and “maybe not” because we live in an era of the new Cold War, and everything is possible now.

Takie f*cking dela.