Putin Put In Himself Again!
Zdrastvuyte, tovarischi!
Wild news here, comrades!
Stop reading Sleeping Beauty: Gay Version and look at the new article from the Moscow Times: Russian and real US president Vladimir Putin is trying to extend his authority until 2036, in case if he wins the upcoming 2024 elections.
The odds of this are quite big because: “This would be a stabilizing factor for our society,” Valentina Tereshkova said, who is a Russian state deputy and the first woman in space!
So, what does it mean for all of us?
For me, it means that very soon I’ll be promoted to KGB chief for making my job. For Americans, let me congratulate you!
Putin’s alleged plans to extend term means, that US elections will be hacked until 2036! HA-HA-HA! …Wait, why are you crying?
Oh, I see. You cried in the last chapter of Sleeping Beauty: Gay Version. Eh.
But let's leave the jokes aside for a second.
Why the Russian government suddenly raised a question about new possible terms?
Let me shortly explain it to you: Because of Western sanctions—Ukraine’s crisis and economic issues right now—Vladimir Putin is the only one who can manage the situation. There are no other real alternatives in Russian politics. The majority of people support the president. He didn’t approve anything yet, so he rather may create a special option that, under certain consequences, would allow him to run the office again.
Takie dela. But let’s think smarter.
What about if we would exchange our presidents? Putin runs the USA and Trump runs Russia.
You said ‘no’? Ok, just let Putin run two countries, I got your desires!