A Dildo Is An Essential Item? What The Hell Is Going On?

A Dildo Is An Essential Item? What The Hell Is Going On?

Zdravstrvuyte, druzia!

I completely understand, that staying indoors for a long time sometimes makes you crazy. However, with the pandemic gets wider and wider the madness reaches the point of North Korea, by which I mean a point of no return.

In the recent video, one smart guy said that all essential items are sold out (like sanitizers, toilet paper or extra-large adult diapers, etc.) and that the Amazon must be shut down until restocking since there is no need to non-essential items like dildos (yes, you heard it)to be sold.

From first glance, it’s all clear, right?

But some people from Hell (Twitter) think the opposite! According to them, Alcohol is not an essential item (which makes my vodka’s army get outraged!). Others believe this Amazon worker subtly shows the toxic masculinity over those women who, as they believe, are getting suppressed. What can I say to these people? Stay indoors. Stay indoors forever and ever. Please don’t talk, and don’t think. Никогда!

But, hey, I can say that alcohol may not always be an essential item (which makes me aggressive).

But since the customer is always right, let’s pretend that dildo is an essential item.

Just imagine how a bunch of Amazon guys delivers dildos all around the country. My communist mind already imagined how one of these guys delivers XXL Dildo (with the tag ‘Proudly made in the USA’ on it) to Apt. 666, where he surprisingly meets Mrs. Clause, the driver’s Philosophy College Professor.

But anyway… dildos… are essential items?

That’s why I hate capitalism. Dosvidaniya!

YOUNG MILLENNIALS: DON’T EXPECT A STIMULUS CHECK IN THE MAIL

YOUNG MILLENNIALS: DON’T EXPECT A STIMULUS CHECK IN THE MAIL

What up young Millennials, are you sitting around expecting to get a $1200 stimulus check in the mail this month?

Well, don’t hold your breath because you are on the list of people who didn’t PASS GO.  

In an article from the Washington Post titled: "Who won’t get a stimulus check?” by Heather Long.  

If you’re between the ages of 17 and 26, chances are the government is going to KEEP your stimulus check.  

Why? Because Congress and the Senate decided that ANYONE who is being claimed as a dependent over the age of 16 isn’t entitled to the measly crumbs that they have decided to give the American people.  

Who else is on the list of empty pockets? People who are here legally as a permanent resident but are not a full citizen.

This effects my household completely as my husband’s citizenship test has been postponed due to Covid-19. 

It came out late Wednesday night last week that our most vulnerable, people on Social Security, who aren’t required to file taxes, ARE going to get their check without having to file in the middle of a PANDEMIC!!! 

Tighten your belts, as chances are you won’t be seeing much relief anytime soon. 

MASK OR NOT TO MASK?

MASK OR NOT TO MASK?

Can you imagine walking into a bank wearing a mask now that it’s required to wear in public?! 

In an article from BUZZFEED titled: Coronavirus Cases Have Surged, But The US Is Refusing To Take The World’s Most Available Masks by Ken Bensinger 

As hospitals around the country desperately seeking N95 respirator masks to protect health care workers treating COVID-19 patients – the federal government has blocked imports of what might be the world’s most abundant alternative. 

CHINA has an alternative respirator called KN95 that is similar to N95 which is designed to filter out at least 95% of particles that are 0.3 microns or larger in size. 

The Centers for Disease Control has stated that KN95 is as effective as N95, which is certified under US testing standards. 

But this second type of mask, called the KN95, complies with slightly different norms and is made in factories that have not been certified by the US government. 

The REAL question isn't about KN95 vs N95 – IT’S ABOUT should we wear a mask or not? 

Our Surgeon General doesn’t seem to wear a mask on live TV and President Trump doesn’t even practice social distancing by staying 6ft apart during news briefings. 

The U.S. must compete with dozens of other countries desperate to acquire masks – WHY is the U.S. being picky about respirators for the American people? 

As Americans – are we behind in the medical field from the rest of the world? That’s for you to decide.