A Dildo Is An Essential Item? What The Hell Is Going On?

Zdravstrvuyte, druzia!

I completely understand, that staying indoors for a long time sometimes makes you crazy. However, with the pandemic gets wider and wider the madness reaches the point of North Korea, by which I mean a point of no return.

In the recent video, one smart guy said that all essential items are sold out (like sanitizers, toilet paper or extra-large adult diapers, etc.) and that the Amazon must be shut down until restocking since there is no need to non-essential items like dildos (yes, you heard it)to be sold.

From first glance, it’s all clear, right?

But some people from Hell (Twitter) think the opposite! According to them, Alcohol is not an essential item (which makes my vodka’s army get outraged!). Others believe this Amazon worker subtly shows the toxic masculinity over those women who, as they believe, are getting suppressed. What can I say to these people? Stay indoors. Stay indoors forever and ever. Please don’t talk, and don’t think. Никогда!

But, hey, I can say that alcohol may not always be an essential item (which makes me aggressive).

But since the customer is always right, let’s pretend that dildo is an essential item.

Just imagine how a bunch of Amazon guys delivers dildos all around the country. My communist mind already imagined how one of these guys delivers XXL Dildo (with the tag ‘Proudly made in the USA’ on it) to Apt. 666, where he surprisingly meets Mrs. Clause, the driver’s Philosophy College Professor.

But anyway… dildos… are essential items?

That’s why I hate capitalism. Dosvidaniya!