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Russians beat Tom Cruise' Ass in Space!

Ass Got Beat Up in Space

Vecher v hatu!

You can say everything about Russia – that its history is bloody hell, that its politics suck, that its leaders are far from the example of honesty and dignity (just like the majority of our f*cking world). Yes, Russian dela were and still f*cked up in many ways.

But if you take something that Russia has mainly won is the space race. Just think of it yourself: the first man in space was a man with a warm smile named Yuri Gagarin; the first woman in space was Elena Tereshkova.

Even the first animal in space called Layka was from Russia (the Soviet Union during that time) that wassent with a bottle of Russian Vodka. But hey… wait a second. Why an animal would travel to space with a bottle of vodka? Because Yuri and Elena got bored, that’s why! (just joking).

So recently I saw an article about how Russia sent the first actress crew to outer space to make the first space film out there, bringing U.S and Tom Cruise crazy Scientology dreams to find Xenu in space behind Russia. Yankees, go home, suka blyat!

For two weeks actress Yulia Peresild and director Klim Shipenko would make space shots of the upcoming Russian blockbuster The Challenge that is based on the real story of how a top surgeon ascended to the Russian model on ISS (International Space Station) for emergency purposes.

Let me share how the actress felt about her unique role:

I still feel that it’s all just a dream and I am asleep […] It is almost impossible to believe that this all came to reality, said Peresild.

However, the upcoming movie is not the first movie directed in ISS. We can remember The

Wonderful, a movie composed of collections of story astronauts.

But anyway, Tom… your ass was beaten up!

Takie dela and those are great!

Tom Cruise Partners With NASA To Become The FIRST EVER Extraterrestrial Actor In History

Tom Cruise Partners With NASA To Become The FIRST EVER Extraterrestrial Actor In History

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While life is on PAUSE for many American across the country – NASA plans to use taxpayer’s dollars to shoot a LIVE ACTION FILM in Space. 

And NO! We’re not talking about Steve Carrel’s SPACE FORCE. 

In an article from CNN Business titled: NASA Is Working with Tom Cruise to Shoot A Film in Outer Space. Yes, Really by Jackie Wattles. 

The head of NASA confirmed Tuesday that the space agency is working with actor Tom Cruise to make a movie on the International Space Station.  

A NASA spokesperson also confirmed to CNN Business that Cruise will launch into space and stay aboard the multibillion-dollar laboratory station that orbits about 250 miles above Earth. 

NASA Administrator Jim Bridenstine said in a tweet Tuesday: "We need popular media to inspire a new generation of engineers and scientists to make @NASA's ambitious plans a reality," 

The thing is – NASA’s movement doesn’t inspire Millennials at all. 

How can Millennials aspire to become an Astronaut when they work their asses off to earn an advance degree competing against thousands of applicants every year only to lose their spot to a Hollywood Scientology clown?! 

If the Space Flight is successful – Tom Cruise would be the first actor to endure extraterrestrial travel.

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