The Challenge

Russians beat Tom Cruise' Ass in Space!

Ass Got Beat Up in Space

Vecher v hatu!

You can say everything about Russia – that its history is bloody hell, that its politics suck, that its leaders are far from the example of honesty and dignity (just like the majority of our f*cking world). Yes, Russian dela were and still f*cked up in many ways.

But if you take something that Russia has mainly won is the space race. Just think of it yourself: the first man in space was a man with a warm smile named Yuri Gagarin; the first woman in space was Elena Tereshkova.

Even the first animal in space called Layka was from Russia (the Soviet Union during that time) that wassent with a bottle of Russian Vodka. But hey… wait a second. Why an animal would travel to space with a bottle of vodka? Because Yuri and Elena got bored, that’s why! (just joking).

So recently I saw an article about how Russia sent the first actress crew to outer space to make the first space film out there, bringing U.S and Tom Cruise crazy Scientology dreams to find Xenu in space behind Russia. Yankees, go home, suka blyat!

For two weeks actress Yulia Peresild and director Klim Shipenko would make space shots of the upcoming Russian blockbuster The Challenge that is based on the real story of how a top surgeon ascended to the Russian model on ISS (International Space Station) for emergency purposes.

Let me share how the actress felt about her unique role:

I still feel that it’s all just a dream and I am asleep […] It is almost impossible to believe that this all came to reality, said Peresild.

However, the upcoming movie is not the first movie directed in ISS. We can remember The

Wonderful, a movie composed of collections of story astronauts.

But anyway, Tom… your ass was beaten up!

Takie dela and those are great!