Russian Know-How
Hey comrades, long time (well, long vodka) - no see!
There is a very Russian thing called smekalochka. This thing means untraditional adaptation to circumstances or another way to deal with problems. Its inventiveness is a kind.
Let me give you some examples. You are American, you want to get a KFC, but you broke your car’s door, so what you should do?
You will call your car insurance agency or go to a car repair service. Even if you do not have money, you will use your credit card, just like many Americans do, right?
In Russia, problem solutions would be the same but except the use of car insurance because in Russia majority of people don’t have any kind of insurance since there is no big need for this. But what if you don’t have the money? Pay with a credit card? Well, in Russia many still prefer to use cash instead and because people do not trust the bank system because of its high interest rates. It may be a pain in the neck to use a credit card.
So, what you should do? Is it the dead-end? No KFC this time? In America, people would start to panic, but in Russia, the fun part only starts. And here is how.
Now you are not American anymore, but Russian guy Vladimir (yes, the one you thought about!) from Moscow. You have neither car insurance, nor money to fix the problem. But you have smekalochka! You go to your garage and finds an old locker you barely ever use. You take a hammer, nails, and a couple of other instruments. It takes thirty minutes to you to nail the locker to the car’s door so you can drive your vehicle again!
F*CK ANY COMMON SOLUTIONS IF WE HAVE THE MIGHTY POWER OF SMEKALOCHKA, SUKA BLYAT!
Sounds crazy? Yes, it does! But the craziness does not cancel the inventiveness that helped you dealt with the situation, am I right my sexy Mr. Right (not gay)? There you go!
Here is another example. You are a driver and your truck suddenly got flat tier. You need to deliver goods ASAP, and you know that otherwise you will be fired. Dead end? Nyet!
Remember, you are Russian guy Vladimir from Moscow (yep, that is him!). You take a drill with instruments and just take out the broken tire from the truck to carry on in your journey. It is a risk, yep, but thanks to inertness and other laws of physics the truck can handle the road as if it had all fours! The mighty power of smekalochka works again!
So next time you would have some everyday issues my dear American comrades take a moment and think about how you can handle in another, magic way called smekalochka!
It works 100% all the time, so go and try it right now, at no charge!
P.S Tom the Commie and The Chris Collins Show has no responsibility in cause if your smekalochka failed.