Episode 1117: Say it with Chris and Marissa.
SAY IT
The Will Smith effect is officially in motion, comedian Dave Chappelle was attack on stage during a comedy set for Netflix is a Joke Festival at the Hollywood Bowl — luckily Chris Rock was there to break the tension with the ultimate punchline, “Was that Will Smith?”. Millennials love a good leak; Julian Assange created WikiLeaks, Edward Snowden leaked NSA documents to the The Guardian and now The Supreme Court is leaking all over Roe v. Wade — what’s a women again? All horney-ass men everywhere join Twitter’s newest soul infection feature called Twitter Circle; it allows users to circle jerk 150 of your closest friends. In other news, Kim Kardashian’s ass is under fire; no, this has nothing to do with sleeping with Pete Davidson - Kim was simply loosing some weight to fit into Marilyn Monroe’s dress. Because New York isn’t crazy enough, self-described “Pro-Life Spider-Man” Maison DesChamps climbed the New York Times building to protest abortion rights — after climbing 61 floors the police officers escorted DesChamps down using the elevator. Sports recruiting is getting out of control, wealthy boosters are using NIL (name, image, likeness) disguised as “pay for play” deals, to manipulate prospects and influence championships — so wait, the rich are using money to control the outcome of the game? It’s getting hot in New Delhi India, a record scorching heat wave causes a 17-story landfill to catch on fire - with many asking is it appropriate to play Nelly’s It’s Getting Hot In Here song over this story? Shut up and dribble, Draymond Green’s reputation catches up with him; fined for flipping off fans, elbowing other players, pulling the race card — you know, playing basketball in the NBA.