The Socialist States of America

Is America really turning "red"?

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All Power to the Soviets!

For those who don’t know this is an old Soviet statement that highlights the strength of communist ideas that were, as we all know it, Soviet Union and other socialist states proclaimed, showed, and promoted.

            Why I am telling you this, my dear Americans, or, because of the following trend, that I am about to discuss in five-second, shall I start to call you my American comrades?

The thing is that now American youth is more than ever considered socialism as an effective alternative to capitalism according to the Fox News article Millennials, Gen Z increasingly comfortable with socialism, Marxism, activists say.

            How on earth America is turning red after the victory in the cold war over USSR and its allies?

            I promise – it’s either me, Vodka, nor Vladimir (yes, the one you thought about, and it’s not Putin but Lenin). Vladimir Illyich Lenin!

            Ironically, the end of the Cold War rather sent them underground than buried Marxist and other leftist ideas.   

            But do Americans need to consider this seriously?

            Historian Lee Edwards, Ph. D., says that:

"What most millennials mean by 'socialism' seems to be a mix of our welfare state and what they perceive to be Swedish democratic socialism. But Sweden and the other Scandinavian countries including Denmark favor the free market and are content with private rather than government ownership of their major industries."

            While historian is right in his observations, we all see that left ideas are becoming popular in the USA.

            However, don’t get afraid, my dear Americans. Neither socialism nor communism would hardly become a dominant ideology in the USA. No businessmen, no CEOs, white-collar workers won’t want to lose their money and property for the sake of building a “world free of exploitation”. It's impossible the same way I will stop drink Vod… which is another big peer-reviewed topic to discuss.

            I think that many millennials sympathize with these ideas because they proclaimed social equality. Thus, BLM, feminists, LGBTQ, and other organizations adopted Marxist ideas in their fight – or rather they believe they are fighting – against racism and other forms of oppression. This is certainly great, but consequences of these protests, like material damage worth millions of dollars, street anarchy, reversed racism, and aggressive rhetoric towards white people (yes, it does exist) once again confirms that leftist populism still dominates over real Marxist ideas that aimed to destroy oppression of any kind. Unfortunately, part of the American youth perceives and practices these ideas in a very superficial, one-sided, and distorted way.

            Neither Karl Marx who was concerned about social inequality and nor Martin Luther King who was fighting against racism and racial prejudices would hardly accept the modern manifestation of the ideas they believed in.

             Let me quickly speak about the manifestation of socialism. You’d be surprised, but the USSR, People’s Republic of China, Vietnam, Romania, and even Scandinavian countries that shared a lot of socialism traits had and have different views of socialism. I won’t go into details about these distinctions (there is a big number of books about it) but sometimes these approaches turned socialist states into foes. For example, China and USSR had a hostile relationship (so-called Sino-Soviet split) at the end of the 1950s. Modern China is a half-capitalist country and Scandinavian socialism is paired with a free market.

So, who is the real commie here?

            Even USSR didn’t have “clear” socialism but rather had government capitalism. However, and despite Western Anti-Soviet propaganda USSR had a lot of benefits of socialism. For instance, the Soviet government gave its citizens free flats, free cars (though it took a lot of time to get it), free education, and medicine both of whom were considered one of the best in the world. USSR may not have product variety, but Soviet people didn’t bother themselves to struggle to find a job after graduation – a big issue millions of American millennials must deal with to some level. 

            Indeed, if we take growing national debt, expensive rents, employment problems, and the increasing gap between rich and poor in America we can see that capitalism is not great. However, American citizens of all generations and races remain a consumer society that won’t turn this country into the Socialist States of America.

            Takie dela.

Covid-19 Vaccine: Another B*llshit or Light in The End of The Dark-Ass Tunnel?

The cure is on the way?

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My dear and hopefully healthy and well-drunk comrades,

The situation with Covid-19 remains uneasy: the mortality rate grows, and nationwide lockdown wouldn’t be canceled any time soon. Neither Trump nor Putin, Russian hackers, and not even thousands of Putins and Chuck Norris (don’t kill me for this, Chuck) can’t stop it: we are all tired with the things that are going on right now.

From the beginning of this sh*t we have been told about undergoing development vaccines and here’s the news for ya, comrades.

According to the article, Russia announces positive COVID-vaccine results from controversial trial Russian vaccine Sputnik V (by the way this word means “satellite” in English) has shown great results in fighting this damn motherf*cker from Wuhan:

The Gamaleya National Center of Epidemiology and Microbiology in Moscow and the Russian Direct Investment Fund said that an interim analysis of 20 COVID-19 cases identified among trial participants has found that the vaccine was 92% effective. The analysis looked at more than 16,000 volunteers — who received either the vaccine or a placebo — 3 weeks after they had taken the first dose. The trial has enrolled a total of 40,000 participants, the release said.

Sounds good, right? But it’s too early (but never too late) to drink vodka! These are not the final but interim results only that needs further tests:

The low number of cases reported in the Sputnik V trial means that there is less certainty that the vaccine’s true efficacy is above 90%, compared with the Pfizer and BioNTech analysis, said Stephen Evans, an epidemiologist at the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine, in a statement to the UK Science Media Centre (SMC). “Further follow-up is needed because the results are compatible with a much lower efficacy — 60% — based on these data.”

And it’s not all! The article What does COVID-19 vaccine effectiveness mean? Gives a quote that made me think that vaccine research is far from the end:

The broad, early effectiveness figures don’t tell the whole story. Scientists also need to understand how well the vaccine protects people in different age groups and demographic categories.

If you take people who may have side effects even from the 100%-working vaccine coupled with folks who believe that vaccine is another Devil’s invention just like Los Angles traffic jam the situation is hardly fixable! But there is hope.

Seems like big world guys (ok liberals, you may think that they’re nonbinary Alien women – wait, what???) like Russia, the UK, and the USA are working hard to find a vaccine that would save humanity from this Coronapocalypshit. And if politics could matter less than it should be these three superpowers could unite to fight this damn virus and find the way from this ass that whole world had stuck in. F*ck you, coronavirus, you stink!

Takie dela, suka blyat!

P.S If somebody knows CEO of coronavirus, please mail putinlikestrump@gmail.com so I can kick his arse!

Americans Are Weird As Hell

Craziness Americans Can't See

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Hello, my lovely and sexy comrades!

I’ve been living in the USA for almost 6 years and during that time I watched a lot of quirks Americans do. It’s time to ask you: WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU DOING?!

1. Asking ‘How are you?” with no actual interest in it

Why do you ask this question if you don’t want to know how am I doing? I know that you don’t want to hear that I am upset with Russian hackers’ job during this election or that I’ve been working hard last night and didn’t sleep much. I know that you ask this question in the sense of politeness, not sincerity. You have a lot of issues with expressing your sincerity which also hurts you: you may look positive, but at the same time you take antidepressants to cure your long-lasting depression... The USA is the #1 nation of antidepressants-consumers in the world. In the world! And you consider your country the greatest in the world? Think of it for a moment.

2. Why are you smile all the time?

Russians and many other nations consider the American smile to be hypocritical, and we call it “plastic smile”. Why smile to everybody? I can see by your face that you are trying to smile, but don’t want to do this. What’s wrong with looking neutral? You should smile only to those who you care about or, like in my case when you get a good Russian Vodka Putinka (it’s actual Russian brand and it’s not sh*t like American Borski Vodka!!!).

3. Walking to strangers’ house with shoes

Why don’t you take off your shoes? For your information, we clean our floor and carpets and don’t want to see shoe spots, especially if you have been in 7eleven.

4. Obsession with race

You are trying hard to defend racism, but everybody talks about racial issues every time. Morgan Freeman once said: "I'm going to stop calling you a white man and I'm going to ask you to stop calling me a black man". Is it that hard? All people are equal and deserve respect except those who like pizza with pineapples.

5. Obsession with being politically correct

Why everybody is so sensitive and get triggered when they see (or think they see) something racist, sexist, and another sh*t like that? I don’t care if you would hate me for this, but in many ways, these issues have been created by your sick imagination. I get triggered when I see why Russian hackers do so poorly this year.

6. Obsession with money and materialism

There is even a t-shirt with “I am not gay but 20$ is 20$” title on it. You are so miserable.

7. Love to argue

The American paradox: everybody super nice to each other until they got a verbal fight. Many Americans are quite aggressive when they don’t get the things they want. I understand when you get upset about serious things like why America is not a part of Russia yet, but why small things can piss you off? You are so miserable.

8. Aggressive foreign policy

You blame Russia, Chine, Iran for all the sins, but you have invaded Iraq, Libya, and Syria. So, who is the main world aggressor after all?

9. Americans are so spoiled

Stop complaining about any kind of harassment. Life is not easy. Nobody owes you anything. If you want to live well, without stress, take away your hypocritical smiles. Be sincere, stop competing all the time and trust me, then your life will become much easier and better. Money is important, but they don’t solve everything.

You can laugh at my words, but you have no other choice. In the US, violence only grows.  Look at the skyrocketing number of mass shootings, police brutality, racial conflicts (in which everyone is to blame, absolutely all races, both whites and blacks, and Asians and Latinos have racists, everyone!), not speaking about material instability.

PUTtINg it all together, I don’t want to offend my dear Americans. Jokes aside, I think that America is a great country in many ways, majority of people are very nice here, but WHY ARE YOU KEEP DOING THESE FUC*ING STUPID QUIRKS THAT MADE ME WANT TO ASK VLADIMIR (THE ONE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT, DAAAAA!) PRESS RED COMMUNIST BUTTON AND MAKE AMERICA EXPLOSIVELY SHINE AGAIN??

I am a good and kind person but… you are so weird. It’s vodka time… see you again next time. Dosvidaniya and go to hell!

KATIE HILL EXPLAINS WHY EVERYBODY SHOULD VOTE FOR WOMEN

THE HIGH COST THAT EXCEEDS CALIFORNIA LEVEL

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RGB’s passing last week has sparked a surge in social media posts—focusing on the shortage of females in high positions.

Katie Hill, a Millennial former congresswoman, has set up her own PAC to advance women.

In an article from Bustle titled: Katie Hill: “Why Voting for Women?Because They’re Women!”, by Anita Hill.

Hill’s recently launched PAC—called HER Time—is looking for people up and down the ballot who have a great deal of potential [but] who might not have been picked up by other big groups because their races are tougher.

On the surface, HER Time seems GREAT, but after checking out the site, it ONLY highlights Democratic/Progressive Women. So—call a Spade a Spade!

If you want Gender Equality, then you must take in ALL Woman Candidates that are being overlooked.

Do you think Katie Hill should have stepped down due to a leaking of explicit photos of her and another woman that was part of a consensual love triangle within her marriage?

Anyway, it’s interesting to see Katie Hill come back into Politics after stepping down due to explicit photos. However, if she wants real woman equality, she should have fought and stayed in congress!

FIREFIGHTER DEBUNKS WILDFIRE

Wildfire Conspiracy

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Michael Clark

Who would know that firefighters literally fight the fire while also fighting against conspiracy theories on Tik Tok?

In an article from BUZZFEED titled New TikTok Viral: Firefighter Debunks Wildfire by David Mack.

Hawaii firefighter Michael Clark is winning fans' hearts—thanks to his viral TikTok debunk videos about the West Coast wildfires.

Now there are a lot of fires going on right now in our country, Haha. No. Probably not the only thing besides Corona and the election is fires that they're talking about, yeah? Fires know when to stop at the border. 'cause there's a US database map you're looking at. Not going to be reporting Canada fires. Look up Canada though. Other fire started, except for this one that. Campfires, lightning strikes. Not very newsworthy. However, I have something to show you that hasn't been debunked or even probably is the reason why is because I don't think a lot of people have this now. What you're looking at are all half-burned trees, about 40 miles from Grand Canyon National Park. My screenshot. Based to work there. Wait, it gets weirder, but if this was just regular fire, why were thereby it? That's literally not there. I've worked there. It even looks edited come.

But what about to see reckless behavior of Tik Tok stars and even JOE ROGAN spreading conspiracy theories?

Last weekend, Tik Tok star Cristy Mist with 2.6 million MORONS (I mean followers) had also posted a photo of Clark to her Instagram story accompanied by lyrics to the song "Famous" by Kanye West that read, "I made that bitch famous."On Friday, influential podcast host Joe Rogan even apologized for telling listeners the media was not reporting that "left-wing people" were being arrested for lighting the fires.

Donald Trump threatened to withhold emergency funding from California because the state had ignored his "raking" theory of forest management to prevent wildfires.

Michael Clark told BuzzFeed News. "2020 is already a crazy enough place. I just don't think now is the time to be spreading misinformation."

UBER AND LYFT MAKE THE MOST EXPENSIVE BALLOT IN CALIFORNIA

THE HIGH COST THAT EXCEEDS CALIFORNIA LEVEL

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As Uber and Lyft continue to battle with regulators over the employment status of drivers—they're going directly to California voters to keep front-line workers classified as independent contractors.

In an article from Quartz titled: UBER AND LYFT BALLOT TO BE THE MOST EXPENSIVE IN CALIFORNIA by Michelle Cheng.

Gig companies Uber, Lyft, DoorDash, and Instacart have together spent $170 million to back Proposition 22.

A “yes” on Prop 22 would preserve drivers’ independent status—while making them eligible for limited healthcare subsidies and accident insurance—as well as some modified benefits.

If Uber and Lyft were to reclassify drivers as employees, it could raise labor costs for them by 20% to 30%, according to various estimates.

Uber has said the price of rides would go up, and that the shift in employment classification could reduce its fleet of drivers.

So, the “RUB” IS—Keeping drivers classified as independent contractors allow ride-hailing and delivery companies to avoid paying benefits that are guaranteed to employees.

UNIVERSITY STUDENTS KICKED OUT FOR VIOLATING CORONAVIRUS SAFETY POLICIES

UNIVERSITY STUDENTS KICKED OUT FOR VIOLATING CORONAVIRUS SAFETY POLICIES

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If you were on the fence about attending a university during COVID, well you might want to decide to sit this year out!

In an article from The Washington Post titled: Coronavirus Curfew: Northeastern University dismisses 11 students who gathered in hotel room by Derek Hawkins and Marisa Lati.

Northeastern University didn’t JUST suspend the FRESHMAN exchange students, but they also are trying to keep the students $36,500 Fall semester tuition! All because they were caught hanging out together.

This is ruling is draconian and PLAIN OUTRAGEOUS!

Especially since 18-year olds haven’t even fully developed their prefrontal cortex! That is the part of the brain that warns you that your actions have consequences.

HOW TO GET OSCAR: NEW RULES FOR BEST PICTURE NOMINEES, EXPLAINED

HOW TO GET OSCAR: NEW RULES FOR BEST PICTURE NOMINEES, EXPLAINED

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What is happening to the Academy Awards – HAS it become as meaningless as the Grammys?!

In an article from VOX titled: HOW TO GET OSCAR: NEW RULES FOR BEST PICTURE NOMINEES, EXPLAINED by Alissa Wilkinson – worth noting – our CCS Contributor.

On September 8th, the Academy announced a set of new eligibility guidelines for films aiming to compete for Best Picture—considered the top prize at the Oscars.

There are four categories of inclusion standards which is very detailed, so I’ll only be focusing on Group A and Group B.

Group A deals with the stories or characters on the actual screen. In this category, movies must have one of the following:

At least one “lead or significant supporting actor” from an underrepresented racial or ethnic group.

Or ... At least 30 percent of a cast in secondary and minor roles from two underrepresented identity groups.

Or ... A main storyline or subject that centers on an underrepresented identity group.

Group B standards regard the creative and production team behind the film. To meet these standards, a film must meet one of the following criteria:

At least two heads of major departments must be from an underrepresented identity group. Additionally, a minimum of one of these must be from an underrepresented racial or ethnic group. Or ...

At least six people on the crew (excluding production assistants, generally the entry-level position on set) are from an underrepresented racial or ethnic group. Or ...

At least 30 percent of the crew are from an underrepresented identity group.

Customer Is Always Right Even Being Total Jerk!

Customer Is Always Right Even Being Total Jerk!

TOM THE COMMIE - CCS Editor-At-Large

TOM THE COMMIE - CCS Editor-At-Large

Greetings to comrades and pity to capitalists!

This is Vladimir Put… Tom the Commie, and today I am going to share my experience working in customer service.

When I turned 14, a desire to get LEGO GULAG set prompted me to start making my own money by any means (it’s LEGO, after all).

What I’ve found? After applying for the CEO of Amazon, Russia’s President, and USSR military leader to conquer America, and getting rejections with notes such as “F*ck you, little communist sh*t” I found a job of an ad poster.

I had to visit blocks of flats (we call them Khrushchyovka) and post ads on electric panels. Though I worked only one month, and Vladimir (not the one you thought about) didn’t want to pay (he eventually did after I gave him a bribe of 100 000 rubles) I got some understanding of what job is.

I’ll tell you this, guys: job sucks.

It sucks your energy and your time that you can dedicate to serious things like playing computer games, smoking weed every day, drink vodka and laughing at people that pass you by heading on the job because you inhabit the streets where you live in the free 0-star hotel called “Empty TV Box”.

That has changed my mind. I thought that job isn’t so bad as I thought before.

When I finished high school and emigrated to the US for ‘undermining purposes” for the next 6 years I have been working in more than 10 places. Here are some of them.

I used to work in Pizzeria, where, with the help of ingredients, I created portraits of Lenin and Stalin; I worked in Mexican Food Cafeteria where I became extremely fluent in Spanish by learning the word “Hola”; I used to sell Christmas Trees, got good tips, but has been let go because I started to like a song “Sweet Home Alabama”.

Now I am working as a cashier in a supermarket. Why cashier? Because I am good at counting and putting money into my pock… I mean… I am a nice worker, just believe it.

But putting jokes aside, I benefited from my clerk’s experience. I learned consumer behavior and human character and how it’s like working as a team; I strengthened my diplomatic skills and became more patient with people. And I got the idea, what people are. They are Putin’s slaves neither good and nor bad. Just creatures, obsessed with consumerism and 50%-off discounts, who can be stingily or generous with compliments depending on what temper they have today. Yet the majority of customers are nice people.

But dealing with crazy customers… is another thing.

Whatever sh*t they do and tell you must be nice with them because a customer is always right.

The customer is mad because he hates Corona Extra (I don’t give a f*ck about) and we don’t have it? He is right!

The customer didn’t want to take a survey even it doesn’t collect her data (and other stupid s*it they believe in)? She is right (and not very smart)!

The customer doesn’t have a receipt and still demands a full refund? Oh, she’s right too (with the inability to understand company policy)!

Another time there was an old lady with dozens of products I had to scan. Behind her was a millennial (they are the best customers because they understand!) with single beer wasting his time in the line. I told this kid to approach other registers to ring him up (I do that a lot, and it's fine). That was fast (took probably 30 seconds while the lady was busy putting her discount number on a pin pad). And you what? She got mad! I said I just wanted to help him because she was busy anyway. She didn’t listen and I asked her whether she wants to complain, and she replied with a loud ‘yes’ to my face!

“I wanna complain. What’s your name?”

“Jesus. Jesus Christ.”

“Ok, and you will have problems, you Jesus Christ!”

“Are you going to make complain about Jesus Christ? Are you sure? I’ll tell this to Vladimir, and you will regret it!”

“Wait… who’s Vladimir? He’s god?”

“Oh yes! He is a god! God for Russia and Devil for America! Bow down to the Majesty of Russian Supreme Leader, confess your sins and maybe he will forgive you!”

“Oh please, please don’t wipe me out Holy Vladimir, I will never be impolite to Jesus Christ cashier again! That’s good for now?”

“Not as much. Say “America is bad”.”

“America is bad.”

“I can’t hear you!”

“America is bad!”

“Louder!”

“AMERICA IS BAD!”

“How bad is it? Is it dirty?”

“It’s dirty as my husband’s trousers! Am I forgiven?”

“Hmmm… well, ok! You are forgiven. You can pay now. To Vladimir, I mean!”

This is how I wanted it to happen! So, I just called my manager to explain the situation and that was it. She left believing she’s right – just like other customers like her.

But why?

Customer Is Always Right Even Being Total Jerk!

YOU GETTING YOUNG, AMERICA: MORE THAN HALF OF US ARE MILLENNIALS OR YOUNGER

YOU GETTING YOUNG, AMERICA: MORE THAN HALF OF US ARE MILLENNIALS OR YOUNGER

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A close examination of detailed age data released by the Census Bureau last month reveals a startling fact: More than half of the nation’s total population are now members of the millennial generation or younger.

The data shows that the combined millennial, Gen Z, and younger generations numbered 166 million as of July 2019—OR 50.7% of the nation’s population.

Surveys undertaken even before these recent developments show that Millennials and Gen Z differ from older generations on issues such as immigration reform, criminal justice, environmental protection, the role of government, and the importance of diversity.

The question remains: Can the new activism among Millennials and Gen Z translate into the political support necessary to elect progressive and Democratic candidates in November?

If you don’t know these two generations now comprise a greater share of the eligible VOTING population by nearly 37%.

It’s about the same share of eligible voters as baby boomers and their elders—generations that voted for Trump in 2016 and for Republican candidates against President Obama.

 

Cardi B Dictates Joe Biden What He Needs To Do To Become President

Cardi Dictates Joe Biden What He Needs To Do To Become President

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You can think anything about Cardi B—BUT you must acknowledge her hustlin’ moves as WAP makes it to #1 on the Billboard!

And amongst her Fans is Joe Biden!

Cardi, who supported Senator Bernie Sanders in the Democratic primary, urged Biden to consider several key proposals from Sanders' progressive platform... And she made it clear exactly what she expects him to do should he be voted into the White House.

Joe agreed with Cardi’s demands and even gave us Millennial’s a compliment saying:

The reason I am so optimistic is because of your generation. You’re the smartest, the best educated, and the least prejudiced, and the most engaged generation in American History. And you’re going to change things.”

Hopefully, Kamala Harris was tuning in and heard his message since she said “young people are Stupid” back in 2015 when she was a prosecutor.

Cardi B said during an appearance on The Breakfast Club that she made it clear to Joe that he must walk the talk not just talk the walk. Saying,

"we don’t want no false promises" or "fake sh*t to get people voting."

Do you think that Biden is going to be able to keep all these progressive promises when he has shown time and again that he is a right-leaning Moderate?

Well, this election is about to get WET AND STICKY—SO  so you need to go to WAP’s apparel line and get yourself a WetAssPussy Raincoat.

WE SEE YOU, DRIVER: POLICE TRACKING LICENSE PLATE TO GO NATIONWIDE

WE SEE YOU, DRIVER: POLICE TRACKING LICENSE PLATE TO GO NATIONWIDE

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WE SEE YOU, DRIVER: POLICE TRACKING LICENSE PLATE TO GO NATIONWIDE by Alfred Ng.

A company that makes a license plate reader announces a national network for law enforcement to follow car movements. It's already in more than 700 cities.

Police often rely on automatic license plate readers to track the movement of cars in their jurisdiction. A surveillance company's new initiative looks to expand those capabilities nationwide.

On Tuesday, Flock Safety, which makes a license plate reader, announced the "Total Analytics Law Officers Network," or TALON.

The network looks to connect the 400 law enforcement agencies using its cameras, allowing agencies that opt in to view camera data from other regions.

License plate readers are like facial recognition for cars: The cameras are trained to pick up the codes on the back of your vehicle and log the time and location.

Like facial recognition, license plate readers are also prone to errors.  Do you find this initiative promising?

Flock Safety said its national network is designed with an "ethical framework" that protects privacy. It has requirements like data automatically deleting after 30 days and footage being encrypted as a security measure.

Is it racist? Trader Joe’s won't change ethnic-sounding label names

Is it racist? Trader Joe’s won't change ethnic-sounding label names

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The Chinese word MING meaning “Brilliant” --to describe the nation’s last imperial dynasty and the name JOSE (in Spanish) meaning “God Will Increase” is apparently racist in the year 2020. 

In an article from CHICAGO SUNTIMES titled:

TRADER JOE’S WON’T CHANGE ETHNIC-SOUNDING LABEL NAMES  by John Rodgers. 

Trader Joe’s says it will stick with labels like Trader Jose’s and Trader Ming’s for Mexican and Asian food. 

The grocery chain said last month that it was moving to change the names of some of its products—after an online petition denounced them as racist. 

“We want to be clear: we disagree that any of these labels are racist.”  It added, “We do not make decisions based on petitions.” 

The petition posted on Change.org by a high school student claims the names create “a narrative of exoticism that perpetuates harmful stereotypes.” 

People still don’t fully realize how EASY it is to create a petition on Change.org since the business would be RUINED taking advice from the WOKE- APOCALYPSE! 

The petition that reached nation coverage from cable news received 5000 SIGNATURES – that's NOTHING!  

Now it’s time for former Vice President JOE BIDEN to start answering media’ question: WHY his campaign allows HIS NAME to exist? 

If anyone even cares – a very reliable source: URBAN DICTIONARY describes the meaning of CHRIS as …. “a really hot teddy bear!” 

Quarantine Dating Glossary: Semi-Surrogate Sex Life?

Quarantine Dating Glossary: Semi-Surrogate Sex Life?
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Quarantine Dating Glossary: Semi-Surrogate Sex Life?

Zdorova, ladies and ladies!

            We all wonder how to f*ck during quarantine? The Ultimate Guide To Quarantine Dating Lingo shared guidelines on how to avoid loneliness or, to simply put this, how not to be a sexless loser during this prolonged epidemy.

            Here are the guidelines we need to follow:

1)     Zoom Date. Despite Zoom’s glitches, you and your crush can have a great conversation from afar.

What’s wrong with that? It’s a distance relationship that hardly ever lead to something serious. Even you can see your second half from your PC or smartphone screen, you remained alone. You may drown into real heart-breaking solitude because (and I have that experience guys that once put me into a long depression when I drank countless vodkas) the odds are that you can become obsessed with your love object so much that it can cause troubles with your everyday life.

However, some people like this. I don’t know about you guys, but it’s not my freaking type. I learned this line from one of my acquaintances who said he won’t live in Las Vegas since there are too many casinos he didn’t expect (WTF, MAN?!).

2)     Virtual One Night Stand. When hooking up with someone with no intention to continue communication, now it takes online format with much more sexting.

What’s wrong with that? It’s a paradox since hook up implies, if you don’t know it, my dear first-graders, real-life meeting with minimum sexting part. Sexting is a good idea, but when it happens online-only (if I get this right) it looks like a middle-school I-love-you-let-me-pound-you note a teacher can accidentally pick up and say… well, it’s OK, kid, come into mah haus’ we’ll watch Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.

3)     Match-Cute. Instead of going to Starbucks or Bookstore (which usually is the same thing), you see your crash’ profile and his or her desires in dating apps.

What’s wrong with that? Dating apps sucks guys. Back in the days when they were becoming popular, you had better chances to catch prey. Right now, dating apps consisted of a bunch of fakes, retarded millennials (who wrote ridiculous things like “If you like sharks, GFY” or “I am a white girl and wish to be a gay man” (no b*llshit, guys, I saw it; for your information, honey, if you are a girl you are already gay!), and selfish valley girls who want to date or marry a rich purse. I don’t want to demotivate you folks, and they're still a chance to find a good fit, but let’s admit that we all saw that. Dating apps are the worst thing in the universe, besides Twitter and New York Metro.

4)     Coronavirus Boyfriend. Someone you met before quarantine and who you decided to reach out because you are tired of boredom. It might not be the best thing, but now it’s OK.

Nothing wrong with that so far except the fact that you may break up with ‘someone nice’ when you get bored. Don’t play on feelings, folks.

5)     Corona-zoned which is pandemic friend-zoning.

What’s wrong with that? Just read this again: pandemic friendzone. It’s so disgraceful that I can’t leave any more comments on that.

6)      Sexually Isolating to prevent getting COVID-19.

Can work for introverts, but not for everybody else.

7)     Turbo Relationship. Quick relationship within the space of a few months.

What’s wrong with that? It’s just another semi-fake relationship with few obligations.

8)     Zumping or chat room.

            Good idea, but I am already doing it with KGB.

9)     Post-Quarantine Date. The first date you go with someone you met on dating apps or social media.

Finally, the real-life date! Just don’t tell you like sharks, and everything will probably go smoothly.

That’s it, ladies and ladies and it’s up you to decide what the best for you. Let me share my alternative:

1)     Use your phone or PC a few times a day or when you need to. Surprisingly, but it can reduce the level of stress and make you feel freer.

2)     Instead of watching Netflix, grab a good book since reading is always a good idea.

3)     Though all gyms are closed, create a jogging habit on the morning or evenings.

4)     Try meditation.

5)     It’s a good time to advance your skills and to work on your flaws. Become a better version of yourself!

Millennials be like:

Wat, I just read? Stop using the phone, read more, and go jogging? Work on yourself? Bruh, I am perfect though others say I am not (they just jealous!). Who read books in 21 century? The last thing I read was the McDonald’s menu. My favorite part is about Bacon and Cheeseburger. You made such an oppressive comment! You don’t like that I hate sharks? You hate me because my gender is Arctic Seal?  YOU’RE RACIST! I am going to call the police… wait I hate the police… OMG, I started to cry.

NO SAME-SEX MARRIAGE IN RUSSIA

No same-sex marriage in Russia

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Vsem Privet,

Same-sex marriage, including both genders, as well as transgenders (how many genders are there, lol?), won’t ever be legalized in Russia as well as in other post-soviet countries.

Why not?

First, same-sex marriage, LGBTQ, and other same-like novelty from West considered to be a threat to a conservative, family-oriented, and religious Russian society. Moreover, same-sex marriage may hit to demographics of the country, where the population slowly decreases. In recent corrections to the Russian constitution, Vladimir Putin and State Duma (analog of American congress) made clear statements, that family, traditions, and ethics are the main priority to the country. This is what Putin recently said:

As far as ‘parent number 1’ and ‘parent number 2’ goes, I’ve already spoken publicly about this and I’ll repeat it: As long as I’m president this will not happen. There will be dad and mum,

However, these statements do not cancel or somehow oppress non-traditional sexual relationships in the country. For instance, there are many gay celebrities in Russia. You’d be surprised, but some of whom are open about their orientation where others won’t make coming out for personal reasons.

But let’s imagine, that State Duma allowed same-sex marriage. What reactions would follow? Nationwide protests may lead the government to lose its legitimacy in people’s eyes. If even there will be no protests, LGBTQ won’t simply take root in society.

It always a bad idea to sow seeds where they won’t ever grow, after all.

Ellen’s “Be Kind” Mask Had cracked: Former Employees Reveals Toxic Culture of the Show

Ellen’s “Be Kind” Mask Had cracked: Former Employees Reveals Toxic Culture of the Show

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If have nothing nice to say--don’t say anything at all! We all grew up being told this by our parents, after all.   

And no Celebrity takes it more to heart then Ellen Degeneres with her mantra “BE KIND” 

Or does she???…. 

In an article from BuzzFeed titled: 

Ellen’s “Be Kind” Mask Had cracked: Former Employees Reveals Toxic Culture of the Show by Kristie Lee Yandoli 

That’s right! The Queen of Niceness is being called out for TOXICITY in the workplace.  

One former employee told Buzzfeed “That ‘be kind’ bullshit only happens when the cameras are on. It’s all for show. I know they give money to people and help them out, but it’s for show.” 

Dannnnnnngggg GINA! Cancel Cultural is airing all the dirty laundry!  

No-one has said Ellen is the cause. BUT it is her show!  She must know about the toxic work environment.  

But why now?  Why is Ellen in the bullseye of being the next Canceled Artist?  

My theory is that her lack of reality-- i.e. her mansion is like a prison.  And her disloyalty to her CREW set the scene.  

What disloyalty you might ask?  

WELLLLL when COVID happened and she was setting up her show to go virtually from her Palatial Prison—she hired a NON-UNION company and ONLY retained 4 of her 30-person CREW.  

Do you think that Ellen will survive the current Magnifying Lens of Cancel Culture? Or is this the end for her “BE KIND” mantra!  

Great leadership STARTS at the TOP! If you want loyalty from your staff—you need to demonstrate loyalty! 

#OFFMIC Who Doesn't Like Cartoons?

Childhood, such a simpler time. Back when the biggest life choice you had to make was deciding what cartoon you wanted to watch. Take a trip down memory lane with Chris and Marissa as they ask Mandi Macias what was her favorite cartoon character as a kid. This #OFFMIC will make you laugh, and it will make you cry, particularly when you start wishing that you could go back to the time before bills and responsibility.